If You Take the Train Home Where Do You Put It??

By Bernice Zakin

I followed my instincts but couldnt keep up, and got lost
I lost sight of a situation because it was very dark
I was showered with compliments but really needed soap
Pig headed people are freaks of nature and belong in Ripleys Believe It or Not
How does one veil the truth?
Is it really possible to father a thought?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Oct 22, 2009
• ISBN: 9781450001892

Bernice Zakin

Bernice Zakin is a retired interior designer who has always had literary ambitions. She has now written 8 books which include 2 books of light verse, 4 books of fairly humorous essays, one memoir and one travel book. This current publication is an additional collection of humorous essays. Bernice lives on Long Island, New York as well as Palm Beach, Florida and can be reached via email at [e-mail].

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Copyright © 2009 by Bernice Zakin.

Library of Congress Control Number: 2009910673

ISBN: Hardcover 978-1-4415-8795-4

Softcover 978-1-4415-8794-7

Ebook 978-1-4500-0189-2

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

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Dedicated to the memory

of my late husband Albert Zakin

for putting up with my puns,

to my children for hating them,

and to my friends for forgiving them.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT

To Elise Alarimo for helping me all the way through, Xlibris for printing everything so well, and to Ceil Berman who took the train home originally, thus giving me the idea for this book.

I followed my instincts but couldn’t keep up, and got lost

I lost sight of a situation because

it was very dark

I was showered with compliments

but really needed soap

Pig headed people are freaks of nature and belong in Ripley’s Believe It or Not

How does