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    The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
    The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
    The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
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    The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin

    By Steve Evans

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    "It's only funny when it happens to someone else"

    Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!

    So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest, most socially awkward moments you'll ever find in one eBook, and just hope you never find yourself in the same situation.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQuikees
    Release dateApr 14, 2013
    ISBN9780987460257
    The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
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    Steve Evans

    About the author. Runner up UK Choirboy of the Year. Earned 12 Club Scout merit badges. Broke his arm at 14. Kicked out of school at 16. Still has his appendix but had his wisdom teeth removed. Hates tomato soup. Offered a modelling contract in L.A. And still only 25. That last one is a lie.

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