I Like Poop

By Mike Sov

I Like Poop is a joke book. Much like George Carlin's Brain Droppings, it critiques several societal norms.
It is likely the most offensive book you'll ever read.
I Like Poop plays Devil's advocate to poke fun at women, abortion, tragedy, race, and a little religion too!
It's only a hundred pages long, why not give it a quick read?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Oct 15, 2015
• ISBN: 9781329621961

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I Like Poop

I Like Poop

The Most Disturbing Joke Book You’ll Ever Read!

What's Inside:

GOOD NEWS, it was just a miscarriage!

I was watching The Fast And The Furious the other day, Spoiler Alert: Paul Walker dies.

Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross.

It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured.

Osama’s Original Tower of Terror: THE RIDE!

I've met a guy named Dick... But never met a woman named Pussy.

Sign your life away up now for the Marine Corps(e) and get a free bumper sticker! Yesterday I Was A Civilian, Today I Am A Corps(e).

He had his foot jammed so far up a stillborn's rib cage, it looked like he was wearing a shoe!

My idea of supporting a woman when she gets pregnant, is paying for the abortion.

Plus: Genuine insight on serious topics...

Copyright © 2015 by Mike Sov

All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal. First Printing: ISBN 978-1-329-62196-1

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About the Author

I Like Poop

The book that doubles as toilet paper!

Ghostwritten by Heywood Ya'Blowme

I was in a back alley in upper Bronx. Mike Sov, the original author, told me to come unarmed, in a white van labeled Rape. He requested I wear panties with fresh shit stains all over. I agreed.

I like poop was the greeting I received when meeting him. Otherwise he was not able to express himself verbally. The screaming around us was drowning out the attempts I had at asking him any questions.

Mike was sucking dick for coke while offering handjobs to homeless men as they passed by.

Afterwards, we agreed to go somewhere more quiet, a strip club. During the brief intermissions of dancers sitting on his face, and regular masturbating, I was able to gather enough information to write the About the Author section, which has just concluded without giving you any information.

The Writing of This Book

I looked over Michael's manuscript. It was all dicks. It was 50 pages of different sized dicks.

When it became apparent that the author couldn't write, I took over.

In writing this book, I thought long and hard. Because of this, I had a massive hard-on. I will continue to have one for the remainder of you reading this book. This is because I am watching you... And touching myself.

Always remember that.

(Note to self: Don't let anyone I know read this)

In truth, the real