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    The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
    The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
    The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
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    The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian

    By Steve Evans

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    Meet Bad Luck Brian.

    He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQuikees
    Release dateDec 1, 2012
    ISBN9780987460240
    The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
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    Steve Evans

    About the author. Runner up UK Choirboy of the Year. Earned 12 Club Scout merit badges. Broke his arm at 14. Kicked out of school at 16. Still has his appendix but had his wisdom teeth removed. Hates tomato soup. Offered a modelling contract in L.A. And still only 25. That last one is a lie.

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