I'm Not Your Type

By Nick Foxx

EXCERPT:

As I pulled the barstool out she said, “I’m not your type.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’ve seen the girls you hang out with. I’m nothing like them.” She looked at me like I was something she would scrape off the bottom of her shoe.

“Really? How are you different?”

“I’m not an empty-headed bimbo or a cheap piece of ass.”

I thought about it for a second and said, “You’re right. You’re not like them at all. They’re not in the least bit judgmental or hostile. They don’t look down their noses at others – not even the physics professor or concert pianist.” I let that sink in before I went on. “They have mentioned how beautiful you are and how elegant and classy you seem. Don’t worry. I’ll tell them that since they’re empty-headed bimbos and big-boobed airheads that they’re too obtuse to recognize you for what you are.” I turned to leave.

“Wait! What did you say to me?” she asked.

The bar got quiet and the whole place was staring at us. “What part? The part about you being beautiful and classy or my friends being obtuse?” In the eyes of the crowd I’d just gone from a potential predator to a rejected gentleman.

She blushed in embarrassment as her eyes darted to the faces around us. “Umm. Uh...sit down,” she whispered.

“Why would I want to do that? You’ve already said you’re not my type.”

“Stop. Let me explain. I didn’t – I never – I mean – you never – please just shut up and sit down.”

I settled on the stool and waved the bartender over for refills. After we got our drinks I sat and sipped my scotch. Slowly, the conversations around us started back up and the room filled with friendly banter.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nick Foxx
• Release date: Aug 31, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476211114

Nick Foxx

A diverse blend of music floated through the rooms of Nick Foxx’s house as he grew up. His family listened to and played blues, jazz, folk, gospel, country, rock’n’roll and classical music and they all fascinated him. Late in the night, he’d sit with his father and grandfather while they told stories and sang their favorites.Professors and artists mingled with ranchers and farmers around picnic tables in Nick's backyard to enjoy fried fish, barbecue, and good music as the neighborhood children chased fireflies in the twilight.The music he heard filled his head with dreams of being a professional musician. He played at local dances, clubs, and bars before he could drive. By twenty-one, he had performed for crowds of thousands, heard himself on the radio, and sang on live TV. His music has been used in advertising, film, television, theater, and played in concert halls. Records he worked on decorate the walls of his office and home.Nick began publishing ebooks in 2008 with Anonymous Publishing. While writing under the pen name, Nicky Faulkes, Nick’s work “The Time Of My Life” won the Earth Day Story Contest on Literotica.com and gained him the praise of peers. It encouraged him to keep writing and telling stories.Nick is a semi-retired composer and musician, happily married for over twenty years to a beautiful, loving woman who is the love of his life. Nick’s stories are a blend of his personal experiences and fantasies that merge to bring genuine, relatable characters and engaging tales to the page. His greatest delight is to share the joy he feels creating new work with the people who listen to his music or read his stories.Please contact Nick at: [e-mail] to get the latest on his next project or to join his facebook group. If you liked this book, check out other titles by Nick Foxx at your favorite e-book retailer online or follow him on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/nick.foxx.108

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I’m Not Your Type

Nick Foxx

Copyright 2012, Nick Foxx

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Chapter 1

As I pulled the barstool out she said, I’m not your type.

Excuse me?

"I’ve seen the girls you hang out with. I’m nothing like them." She looked at me like I was something she would scrape off the bottom of her shoe.

"Really? How