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    Advice to the Lovelorn, Forlorn, and Long-Gone
    Advice to the Lovelorn, Forlorn, and Long-Gone
    Advice to the Lovelorn, Forlorn, and Long-Gone
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    Advice to the Lovelorn, Forlorn, and Long-Gone

    By T. J. Robertson

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    Because love is blind, those who succumb to its charms often need advice--only not the weird and zany kind offered here.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherT. J. Robertson
    Release dateOct 27, 2011
    ISBN9781465959638
    Advice to the Lovelorn, Forlorn, and Long-Gone
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    T. J. Robertson

    Although I’ve made my living as a teacher and guidance counselor, I’ve always had a passion for writing. Thomas Bouregy and Company published my novel, Return to Paradise Cove, under their Avalon imprint. Two of my one-act plays, A Different Kind of Death, and The Flirt, have been produced, respectively, in New Haven, Connecticut, and Sacramento, California. Short stories of mine have appeared in commercial magazines such as Action and True Romance as well as in certain literary and professional ones.

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