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    Toddler Inc.
    Toddler Inc.
    Toddler Inc.
    Audiobook10 hours

    Toddler Inc.

    Written by Tom Kreffer

    Narrated by Andrew James Roberts

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    About this audiobook

    Toddlers are savages.

    They scream, shout, rebel, slap, destroy, throw food and purposely withhold their love and affection – just to watch your soul snap and your spirit shatter. And all before 8 a.m.

    And yet, they’re also misunderstood creatures: funny and beautiful – endearing little marvels that brighten up your day. But mostly they’re savages.

    The Adventures in Dadding series continues with this highly entertaining third entry, captured by one dad and his journal. Blunt, honest and absurd – this is Toddler Inc.

    WARNING: the author swears an awful lot

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCharlie Cat Books
    Release dateNov 19, 2022
    ISBN9781739590239
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