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    Animal Jokes and Riddles for kids: 100+ Funny and witty Animal jokes for kids / Bear, cows, pigs, giraffes, rabbits, etc.
    Animal Jokes and Riddles for kids: 100+ Funny and witty Animal jokes for kids / Bear, cows, pigs, giraffes, rabbits, etc.
    Animal Jokes and Riddles for kids: 100+ Funny and witty Animal jokes for kids / Bear, cows, pigs, giraffes, rabbits, etc.
    Audiobook30 minutes

    Animal Jokes and Riddles for kids: 100+ Funny and witty Animal jokes for kids / Bear, cows, pigs, giraffes, rabbits, etc.

    Written by Victor Churwell

    Narrated by Claire Louisa Cummins

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    About this audiobook

    Here is a joke book made for children from the age of 3. It is packed full jokes which will make you laugh uncontrollably. This joke book has over 15 different animals in it. Listen to the book now or read it as an E-book on Kindle. We hope you will enjoy the hilarious book. Here are a few jokes take from the audiobook:)

    Q: Why are hamsters the worst drivers A: Because they keep falling asleep at the wheel

    1. Jerry:    What animal always raises questions?

    Tom:     Parrots.

    Jerry:    Wrong.

    Tom:     Chimpanzees.

    Jerry:    Wrong.

    Tom:     Cats.

    Jerry:    Wrong.

    Tom:     I give up.

    Jerry:    Cows.

    Tom:     Cows? Why?

    Jerry:    There, you see. Never fails to raise questions

    G: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

    A: To their Bunnymoon!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVictor churwell
    Release dateFeb 27, 2021
    ISBN9781662276323
    Animal Jokes and Riddles for kids: 100+ Funny and witty Animal jokes for kids / Bear, cows, pigs, giraffes, rabbits, etc.

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