Patricia Wants to Cuddle

Written by Samantha Allen

Narrated by Cindy Kay, Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding and 2 more

'So much fun!' Lilly Wachowski
'Horrifying and delightful' Kristen Arnett
Renee has made it: she's in the final four.
But is she dying to win?

Renee should be thrilled to have been chosen as one of the final four contestants in The Catch, the world's biggest reality show. But now she, the other contestants, and Jeremy 'the Catch' have arrived on the remote, wooded island for the final show, Renee begins to wonder if there's something wrong. Is she taking a bigger risk than she realised?

And as she and the other contestants begin their final challenges, they slowly start to realise that the island they've been taken to is hiding a terrifying secret - one that could make the final Elimination Event all too real.
What readers are saying

'THIS WAS INSANE IN THE BEST WAY I AM OBSESSED'

'A gloriously bonkers book'

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'It's a wild ride.'

'Funny and smart, it's also surprisingly tender.'

'It was a genuine page turner.'

• Language: English
• Publisher: Faber & Faber
• Release date: Jun 28, 2022
• ISBN: 9780571378326

Reviews for Patricia Wants to Cuddle

[April · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

A funny and bloody parody on dating shows. Loved every minute

[- haley richardson · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

The most absurdly campy book. I had an absolute blast.