Murder by Valentine Candy
Written by Gregg Sapp
Narrated by Sam Rosenthal
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About this audiobook
Oh, the irony! Billionaire ladies’ man Adam Erb is murdered by lethal valentine candy.
On Valentine’s Day, notorious bad boy and right-wing podcaster Adam Erb is found dead in the back of his limousine, his mouth stuffed full of erectile dysfunction pills disguised as candy hearts. Huck Carp, an adversary of Erb’s and a doctoral student in applied sociology, suggests to police that the perpetrator is a severe psychopath. Imagine his surprise when, in front of his would-be girlfriend, they arrest him for the crime.
To prove his innocence, and save his relationship, Huck must utilize all his academic research skills. Aided by friends from his favorite donut shop, he follows the trail of evidence from viral social media hashtags to private performances at the Booti Tooti Gentlemen’s Club, and behind the velvet curtain at the mysterious Society of Enlightened Celibate Savants (SECS). Huck is an intellectual, not a lover, but the deeper he probes, the more he realizes that solving this crime will require him to look into his own heart.
EVOLVED PUBLISHING PRESENTS a satirical, down-right funny novel sure to keep a smile on your face.
Books by Gregg Sapp:- Fresh News Straight from Heaven
- Holidazed - Book 1: Halloween from the Other Side
- Holidazed - Book 2: The Christmas Donut Revolution
- Holidazed - Book 3: Upside-Down Independence Day
- Holidazed - Book 4: Murder by Valentine Candy
- Hannah's Voice by Robb Grindstaff
- The Colonel and the Bee by Patrick Canning
- Deep Mud by Ty Spencer Vossler
- Indivisible by Julia Camp
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