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    Everybody Hates Death Knights
    Everybody Hates Death Knights
    Everybody Hates Death Knights
    Audiobook11 hours

    Everybody Hates Death Knights

    Written by Crunch Berries and Mike Leon

    Narrated by Phil Thron

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    About this audiobook

    You'll hate him too; Until you don't. . .

    This is the story of Dan-a high school dropout who plays guitar in a heavy metal band and has a minimum wage job wearing a mouse costume. He's not exactly destined for great things.

    Then Dan wakes up in another world-a world where science never progressed past the Middle Ages, and the laws of physics have been replaced by role-playing game rules. Dan makes some mistakes-some big mistakes. Dan becomes a Death Knight: a walking personification of death and darkness.

    Now, Dan must fight monsters, zealots, and demons just to survive, and he must do it all alone-because everybody hates Death Knights.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateMay 16, 2023
    ISBN9798350803143
    Everybody Hates Death Knights

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      ... When a 12 year old hast wird Fantasy Trip in LSD. That describes this best. Gay Jokes, weird sexual Outlets and No coherent Story xD