The Happy Thistle: Stoat Hall, #3
By em thompson
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Beyond the swing doors of The Happy Thistle Restaurant lurks a sinister secret - the Highland themed eatery is a front for a mad professor hell-bent on world domination. Half way through constructing a domestic nuclear fission laboratory in the basement, his bitcoin reserves run dry leaving him with no alternative but to kidnap the daughter of a billionaire banker. Simple, I hear you say . . . or maybe not. To put it mildly.the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley.
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The Happy Thistle - em thompson
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A caber’s toss from the North Circular Road in the insalubrious North London borough of Willesden stands The Happy Thistle Restaurant. Intended as the first in a nationwide chain of highland-themed eateries, no expense has been spared to convert the servery of a disused Victorian bakery into a faithful reproduction of a Scottish bothy complete with peat burning griddle, stag’s head and tartan tablecloths.
The kilted chef is a bumptious Scotsman who goes by the name of Groaty McTavish. His specialties include gastronomical twists on traditional Caledonian recipes such as Bannockbuns, Pickled Seaweed, Malty McOatshakes, Nutty McFruitcake, Loganberry Trifle and a variety of similarly mouthtempting delicacies. But all is not what it seems. The fact is that the fastfoodery is merely a front. The true purpose is to provide a lucrative income stream to fund the construction of a state-of-the-science laboratory in the cavernous basement. For behind the Highlandish façade lies a labyrinthine warren of corridors leading to a sinister world of scientific malady.
The brainiac behind the operation is an enigmatic shadow who jealously guards his identity. The Professor, as he is known to those who profess to know him, has devoted his extraordinary genius to solving the greatest astrophysical challenge of the age - the creation of dark matter. As every schoolnerd knows, dark matter is the key to unlocking the secrets of the space-time continuum and by this means, enslaving the world. In the furtherance of his malicious ambitions, The Professor has ploughed his life’s ill-gotten gains into the purchase of the derelict bread factory and enlisted the services of McTavish to provide a veneer of Highland respectability.
A creature of ruthless logic, the Professor is not a man to be trifled with. Nor is he a man to chance his arm. Rather, he seeks to eliminate ambiguity by reducing every parameter of uncertainty to quadratic equations, or to put it another way, to employ the methodology of empiricism for the avoidance of temporal doubt. Mathematical determinism,