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□ IN ISSUE 327, John Moynes queried which Moon astronaut has the biggest cock – a deep scientific question that I’m sure would’ve kept even the great Stephen Hawking awake at night. Buzz Aldrin has been married 4 times, including this year at the age of 93 to a woman 30 years younger than him. I scraped a C in my science GCSEs, but I think it’s blatantly obvious that Big Buzz is the man.
David Vasey, Whitley Bay
□ TODAY I spilled a small quantity of honey on my toolbox. Since I rarely eat honey and even more rarely use tools, it was something that has never happened to me before and is highly unlikely ever to occur again. Have any readers experienced similar ‘once in a lifetime’ events as mundane as this?
Ben Nunn, Caterham
□ I THINK Katie Hopkins talks a lot of sense. But then again, I’m the kind of person that thinks Katie Hopkins talks a lot of sense, so whatever I think should be taken with a pinch of salt.
F Mental-Mee, email
□ I WOULD like to offer a word of warning to cycling enthusiasts. A recent eBay search for a two-seater cycle – a “Swallow gents tandem” – brought up some websites which were wholly unrelated to the sport.
Dickie Pullout, email
□ WHY don’t doctors havelittle buttons they can press after a consultation has finished that illuminates one of two lights in the waiting room? A green light flashing means that it was a good diagnosis, and everyone waiting can clap and cheer the patient as they come out of the consultation room. Or if it’s a red light, we can give them a consolatory pat on the back, and say things like “chin up, pal” and “worse things happen at sea”.
Terry Farricker, Blackpool
□ Saudi football clubs now paying up to £150 million a year to entice ageing players to their league, does anyone know what the going rate would be for a 54-year-old former Sunday League marauding right-back with a rocket shot and a bit
