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    How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom
    How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom
    How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom
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    How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom

    By Lord Birthday

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    How to Appear Normal at Social Events is an oddly cheering book of illustrated lists. Largely based on Lord Birthday's popular Instagram account, the book offers excessively absurd, occasionally wise advice on topics ranging from finding your life's purpose to defending yourself against forest clowns. (Hint: Set an oatmeal trap.)
     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateMar 6, 2018
    ISBN9781449490256
    How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom

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