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Durban Poison: A Collection of Vitriol and Wit
Durban Poison: A Collection of Vitriol and Wit
Durban Poison: A Collection of Vitriol and Wit
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From marital failures to travel disasters, from medical emergencies to breaking the law, Trovato bravely and often stupidly goes where many fear to tread. With an itchy trigger-finger and sights set permanently on roam, Trovato guns for the power-crazed despots, the bankers and the wankers. Sometimes he misses and kicks the underdog by mistake, but that's life for you.
He also writes about gardening and cooking, but not in a good way.
LanguageEnglish
Release dateMar 19, 2019
ISBN9781928420835
Durban Poison: A Collection of Vitriol and Wit
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Ben Trovato

Ben Trovato has been keeping the nation amused and outraged since 2001 when he published his first book, The Ben Trovato Files, long-listed for the Alan Paton Award for non-fiction. He was also nominated for a Safta award for writing on the satirical television show ZA News: Puppet Nation. He lives alone with two regrets and a hangover.

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