De-Mock-Risy: Phil Berto's Snippets Series, #17

By Phil Berto

A second Trump term won't have guardrails.

Gonna threaten the crap outa Democracy.

Maybe even restore the Republic. Cool.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Absolute Liberty Media
• Release date: Nov 4, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223208518

Phil Berto

Phil Berto is a retiree with a wicked sense of humor and an old typewriter. When he isn't writing his thoughts to share with his fans and the rest of the world, he enjoys fishing, hunting and motorcycle racing, and finding new ways to annoy his lib-ral acquaintances.

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SNIPPETS – COMMENTS FROM THE RED

SNIPPED – AMERICA POST #ME TOO

SNIPS – COMMENTS FROM THE BLACK AND BLUE

SNAPPED – COMMENTS FROM A C- C-CONSERVATIVE

SNAPPER – THE LIBERAL FINGER

UNSNAPPED – OBEDIENT LIB-RAL EDITION

FIVE SLEAZY SLIPPETS AND A MISSIVE OR TWO

PELOSI’ S PLEDGE

THE EAGLE HAS FALLEN

TAILSPIN

NOTHING ELSE EXPLAINS IT

WE THE SHEEPLE

IN D.O.D. WE TRUST

NONE DARE CALL IT REASON

DEMONOCRACY

OR YOU COULD WHISTLE

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PREFACE

DEMOCRACY FEARS TRUTH. DEMOCRACY ABHORS TRUTH. TRUTH THREATENS DEMOCRACY.

Democracy has no argument for its existence, so it makes shit up.

Stop indoctrinating/grooming our kids became, Don’t say gay.

Remove sexual content from textbooks is now, Conservatives burn books.

Question your cause if you have to lie about it.

Democracy dares not divulge that its sole function is to denigrate, downgrade

and diminish US into a nation of on-the-dole (obedient) bloc-voting sheeple.

Both say, All are equal but bureaucrats are more equal than others,

so what’s the difference between the two forms of modern mob rule?

-Marxism says it is for you, then machine-guns you in the street.

-Democracy says it loves you, then sex-change mutilates your kid.

Oh, and Democracy virtue-signals more.

No matter. The poorest African, Asian and Middle-Eastern nations reject

Democracy because they do not want their kids turning out to be.... US.

Test: If you mask/vax despite the risk/benefit truth, Democracy is for you.

GALA DEMOCRACY SUCKS ASS SECTION 1

ME SEE-UM SIGN, KEMOSABE

The distance to the nearest burger joint is clearly marked with road signs. Drink cups  = 3 miles; French fry sleeves = 2 miles; burger wrappers indicate a mile or less. Distance from Woke Wally World is equally well-calibrated. Brochures and ticket stubs: ’bout a mile. Soiled diapers: comin’ up on two. Entire children, occasionally accompanied by a Sanctity of Motherhood: three.

UNPRINCIPLED & SHREWD BEADS HAPLESS & GUTLESS

Democrats wheel Dianne Feinstein in on a bier to harvest her organs vote while Republicans squabble over the Speakership.

BOUGHT UP BY BIG PHARMA

Q: How many 30 year-olds hafta stroke/clot out before the CDC* warns US?

A: All of them.

Q: Doesn’t pointing this out threaten Democracy?

A: All truth threatens the Democracy hoax. Let’s threaten this pig to death.

Q: Why did Democracy mandate this sketchy vaccine?

A: Democracy does what its parent company, Big Pharma, tells it to.

Q: But... doesn’t that harm US?

A: ’Swhy China bought its basement bargain. Beavis has to obey. Do-dah.

*Centers for Dissent Control

WHY DEMOCRACY DON’T TEACH ARITHMETIC

Two pounds (30 ounces, actually; Democracy has its own weights & measures*) of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee went from $12 to $19 as fast as you could yellin’ ‟11% temporary inflation". Can’t wait ’till it comes down 11%.

*Union Teacher: ‟What’s ‛weights & measures’?"

DEMOCRACY FUNDS ITS ENEMIES SO THEY CAN ATTACK ITS FRIENDS

Democracy’s Treasonous State Department does not even Blinken an eye when it says that pallets o’ cash that Obiden sent Iran in unmarked bills via unmarked airplanes in the middle of the night, ‟Will only be used for humanitarian purposes, kumbaya. Even if true, and Iran, like China, ‟Will play by the rules, kumbaya, it frees up other pallets o’ cash for terrorism. Duh. Why, next thing you know, there will be a sneak attack on Israel... Huh?

Editrix: No wonder Democracy is hard to peddle.

Q: The world rejects the Democracy fraud. Why don’t US?

A: US has union teechrs.

GLIMMER

‟Waah! A second Trumpet term will have no guardrails! – CNN

Gonna threaten the crap outta Democracy, too.

Maybe even restore the Republic. Thanks, CNN.

REHAB

The mallet that rings the Sheriff’s Youth Ranch Liberty Bell replica is chained in place.

EXCLUSIVE INCLUSIVE: DEMOCRACY’S LATEST HOAX

Q: Wassa self-loathing lib-ral do when kicked out of D.I.E.S.* for whiteness?

A: It orders another Starbucks $11 cuppa coffee.

Q: Why don’t he/she/they undecided look up ‟lib-ral" in the dictionary?

A: It has no dictionary. Don’t want one. Its closed mind is immune to facts.

Q: Waddya call it when this half-a-person gets shunned by BLM thugs?

A: Social justice.

*Diversity, Inclusion, Equity, Stupidity

IT CRAVES VOTES, HATES VOTERS

Democracy distributes welfare to bribe itself into power.

Q: Doesn’t welfare assist US?

A: Welfare subjugates people.

Q: Democracy ensnares people?

A: With other sheeple’s cash.

Q: Is US that dumbed-down?

A: And speech-moderated.

STUDLY