Donald Trump Makes Words: Illustrated guide to 101 dumb and awful statements by the 45th President

By Syd Boyle

Many words have been used to describe Donald Trump: infantile, fascist, narcissist, buffoon (to name but a very few).

All are accurate, as far as they go. Yet, in isolation, they describe only a very small part of the whole. To understand the man in his entirety, a more comprehensive study is warranted.

Syd Boyle has taken on this enormous task by presenting quotes from the former president covering a wide range of topics, each accompanied by its own hand drawn illustration. Within these pages you will find Donald Trump's thoughts on everything from erectile dysfunction to tax evasion, from Vladimir Putin to breastfeeding mothers.

Though the topics vary greatly in scope, they nonetheless share a now familiar and unique blend of awful, narcissistic, offensive, and moronic that people across the globe have come to associate with the 45th President of the United States. In terms of sheer lack of character, nobody can ever accuse Donald J. Trump of inconsistency.

Strap in and enjoy the ride. It's a rough one.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Feb 29, 2024
• ISBN: 9798350936797

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ISBN 979-8-3509367-9-7

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Preface

Many words have been used to describe Donald Trump: narcissist, idiot, buffoon, moron, imbecile, senile, man-child, infantile, stupid, pervert, creep, coward, conspiracy theorist, elitist, spoiled, liar, con-man, cheater, fraudster, clown, fascist, fear monger, grifter, repulsive, misogynist, homophobe, xenophobe, gullible, vulgar, gross, foolish, disgusting, unfit.

All of these terms are accurate, as far as they go. Yet, in isolation, they describe only a small part of the whole. To understand the man in his entirety, a more comprehensive study is warranted. This little book is my modest attempt to do so.

I have selected quotes, presented in no particular order, that cover a wide range of topics, from his views on erectile dysfunction to tax evasion, from Vladimir Putin to breastfeeding mothers. The comments range from ridiculous and idiotic to offensive and revolting. Yet one thing they all have in common is their inherent Trumpiness. In terms of character, nobody can ever accuse the man of inconsistency. Donald Trump has pretty much always been…Donald Trump.

The quotations in this book also span a long period of time. Decades, in fact. In my quest to capture the true spirit of this man, I found it essential to not limit myself to just Trump the Politician. Not when Trump the Tycoon, Trump the Playboy, and Trump the Criminal have so much to contribute.

Every word is authentic and verbatim. For additional context and clarification, along with my unsolicited opinions, I have included a notational section in the back of the book, listed in the order in which the quotes appear. Though, to be honest, in most cases context is unnecessary. I trust you will find that Donald Trump’s words speak for themselves.

Contents

Global warming

Covid treatment

Workplace inequality

Grocery shopping

Whining and winning

Golf

The pandemic

Border walls

Mexicans

Muslims

White nationalists

Racial purity

ISIS

Vladimir Putin

Russian invasion of Ukraine

Military

Military strategy

Heroism

Casualties of war

Torture

Origin of ISIS

Puerto Rico

U.S. Constitution

Jobs

Top advisor

Free press

Daily briefings

Death penalty

Humanitarianism

Healthcare

Campaign slogans

War on drugs

Election interference

Conceding elections

Environment

Oceans and air

Wind power

Wind turbines

LED lightbulbs

Outer space

Solar eclipses

Women

His daughter

Wife #2

Domestic bliss

Sexual assault

Children on escalators

Barging into underage dressing rooms

Breastfeeding mothers

Menstruation

Feminism

Breasts

Extramarital affairs

Female ‘Apprentice’ contestant

Dating

Relationships

Women who get abortions

Newborn abortions

Hillary Clinton using the bathroom

Hillary Clinton’s fitness for office

Erectile dysfunction

Body image

Beauty

STD avoidance

Intellect

Mental acuity

Greed

Humility

Temperament

Victimhood

Birther conspiracies

Accountants

Profiting off the presidency

Tax evasion

Bankruptcy

The elite

The poor

Hard times

The disabled

Covid test results

Covid recovery

Vaccines

Education

MAGA base

Reality

Fake news

Frederick Douglass

Cognitive impairment

Insomnia

September 11

Veterans Day

Thanksgiving

Christmas

New Years

Easter

War against Christmas

U.S.A.

Antifa

Declassifying documents

Inciting insurrections

Surrendering

Notes

About the Author

On global warming…

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

On Covid treatment…

And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning.

On workplace inequality…

A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market.

On grocery shopping…

You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. You need ID.

On whining and winning…

I do whine because I want to win, and I'm not happy about not winning, and I am a whiner, and I keep whining and whining until I win.