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    The Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words (Humor)
    The Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words (Humor)
    The Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words (Humor)
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    The Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words (Humor)

    By Biff Mitchell

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    Blaise desperately wanted her social life back but how can you have friends over when you never know what's going to tumble out of the refrigerator. But maybe if she could just get it right, the Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words would give her a new start her old life.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBiff Mitchell
    Release dateJul 10, 2023
    ISBN9798215231425
    The Book of a Thousand Life Changing Words (Humor)
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    Biff Mitchell

    Biff Mitchell is a speculative fiction writer known mostly for his quirky humor and keen insights into those aspects of life that likely won't be relevant to anything in our lifetimes, but possibly in some future reality. His most recent publication, Blowing Up (from Double Dragon Publishing) unleashes a barrage of mostly humorous short stories guaranteed to confuse and amuse the most contemporary reader. That just might be you. But...before you dive try dipping your literary toes into some free reading at crazymanadventures.com. Be warned though...nothing good can come of any of this.

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