The Man Who Self-Identified As Not Being At Work and What Happened to Him (Satire)
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In a world where we can be whatever we want simply by making a decision there will be those who fall through the cracks...as always...and the results will be chilling and hilarious.
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Biff Mitchell
Biff Mitchell is a speculative fiction writer known mostly for his quirky humor and keen insights into those aspects of life that likely won't be relevant to anything in our lifetimes, but possibly in some future reality. His most recent publication, Blowing Up (from Double Dragon Publishing) unleashes a barrage of mostly humorous short stories guaranteed to confuse and amuse the most contemporary reader. That just might be you. But...before you dive try dipping your literary toes into some free reading at crazymanadventures.com. Be warned though...nothing good can come of any of this.
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The Man Who Self-Identified As Not Being At Work and What Happened to Him (Satire) - Biff Mitchell
The Man Who Self-Identified as Not at Being Work and What Happened to Him
By Biff Mitchell
Copyright 2023 Biff Mitchell
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Darren hated his job more than fried pig’s brains with onions. He hated the people he worked with. He hated the company he worked for. He hated the washrooms in the building that housed the company he worked for. He hated the receptionist, Jocelyn, whose smile stuck to his eyes like happy-time snot when she said in her irritating sing-song voice: GOOD morning. How are WE today?
WE are miserable because WE have to be here and WE hate you. WE want to tear your smile from your face and beat you to death with it.
Of course, he would never actually say that. The Working Group on Political Correctness and Woke Working Habits would roast his balls in the kitchenette’s toaster oven. He had to be careful about every word he spoke or wrote. He had to be wary of these thoughts because they transferred into actions and actions could easily be interpreted incorrectly and cause confusion to those who confuse easily…and for no reason he would ever comprehend, he must not let that happen. Ever.
It was time for him to take the upper edge. He