BTS: A ROFL-Worthy Collection of 350 Poems: BTS, #3

By umesh kumar bind

Embark on a delightful journey through the pages of "BTS Poetry Club: A Collection of 350 Hilarious and Heartwarming Poems." This enchanting ebook celebrates the sensational South Korean boy band, BTS, with a captivating collection of 350 unique and entertaining poems. From their infectious laughter to their soul-stirring performances, each poem captures the essence of BTS in a lighthearted and accessible way.

Written by Umesh Kumar Bind, this ebook is a testament to the individuality, talent, and joy that BTS brings to millions of fans worldwide. Using simple English words, the poems are crafted to be easily understood by readers of all levels, making it a perfect choice for ARMY members and curious fans alike.

Experience the warmth, humor, and admiration that radiate from the pages of this collection. Whether you're a dedicated follower of BTS or simply intrigued by their cultural phenomenon, "BTS Poetry Club" promises to bring a smile to your face, touch your heart, and perhaps even inspire you. Join the club and immerse yourself in the world of BTS through the whimsical art of poetry.

Get ready to laugh, feel the music, and appreciate the unique personalities that make BTS the extraordinary group they are. This ebook is a delightful celebration of fun, friendship, and boundless creativity. So, come along and let the poems whisk you away on an unforgettable journey. Are you ready to join the "BTS Poetry Club"? Let the enchantment begin!

• Language: English
• Publisher: umesh kumar bind
• Release date: Jun 10, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223786344

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BTS: A ROFL-Worthy Collection of 350 Poems

Laugh out loud with this collection of 350 hilarious poems inspired by the world's biggest K-pop group, BTS! These poems poke fun at the group's quirks and foibles, but they also celebrate their talent and charisma. Whether you're a longtime fan or just getting to know BTS, this book is sure to make you laugh.

Poem 1: Jimin's Wacky Dance Moves

Jimin loves to dance with glee,

His moves are wild, as you can see.

He spins and twirls, all over the place,

But sometimes ends up on his face!

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Poem 2: Jungkook's Food Obsession

Jungkook, the golden maknae,

Eats like there's no tomorrow, I say.

He devours burgers, pizzas, and fries,

Leaving no food for the other guys!

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Poem 3: V's Silly Antics

V's the one with a funny face,

He loves to make us laugh and embrace.

He pulls pranks and jokes all day,

Making us giggle in his mischievous way!

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Poem 4: J-Hope's Sunshine Vibes

J-Hope's full of energy and cheer,

He spreads happiness far and near.

With his sunny smile and dance so bright,

He brings us joy, morning and night!

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Poem 5: Suga's Sleepy Troubles

Suga loves his beauty sleep,

In bed, he goes, oh so deep.

Waking him up is quite a task,

He snoozes on, oblivious to the blast

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RM, the intellectual star,

He reads books from afar.

With his glasses perched on his nose,

He's the thinking man wherever he goes!

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Poem 7: Jin's Cooking Catastrophes

Jin's a cook, or so he thinks,

But his dishes leave us in jinks.

Burnt toast and soggy soup,

We'll eat it all, but with a whoop!

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Poem 8: The BTS ARMY's Fervent Love

The BTS ARMY, loyal and strong,

We sing their songs all day long.

We love our boys, each and every one,

Together we'll dance, have a ton of fun!

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Poem 9: Jin's Never-Ending Visuals

Jin's looks are known far and wide,

His visuals are the nation's pride.

But even when he wakes up with a fright,

He's still the most handsome day or night!

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Poem 10: Jungkook's Clumsy Mishaps

Jungkook, the golden maknae so bold,

Sometimes stumbles and loses control.

He slips and falls with a graceful flair,

But we'll catch him, we'll always be there!

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Poem 11: Suga's Savage Comebacks

Suga's known for his sharp tongue,

His savage comebacks are never undone.

He roasts his friends with a quick wit,

Leaving them speechless, every bit!

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Poem 12: V's Alien Antics

V's from another planet, they say,

His weirdness shines bright like a ray.

With his unique charm and quirky soul,

He's an extraterrestrial we can't control!

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Poem 13: J-Hope's Dance Fever

J-Hope's got moves that mesmerize,

His dance skills leave us hypnotized.

He glides and pops with such flair,

We can't help but join in and dance without a care!

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Poem 14: Jimin's Endless Aegyo

Jimin's aegyo is too cute to bear,

With his squishy cheeks and fluffy hair.

He pouts and aegyos with all his might,

Melting hearts left and right!

Poem 15: RM's Forgetful Nature

RM, the leader with a brilliant mind,

Sometimes leaves his belongings behind.

Keys, phone, and even his own shoes,

He forgets them all, it's no excuse!

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Poem 16: BTS's Fashionista Vibe

BTS's fashion sense is truly unique,