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    You Must Be This Tall to Exit the Park
    You Must Be This Tall to Exit the Park
    You Must Be This Tall to Exit the Park
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    You Must Be This Tall to Exit the Park

    By Jason Ginsburg

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    Jason Ginsburg's second @FakeThemePark book delves deeper into the craziness of the world's most unusual (and yet familiar) park. From Halloween to trained animals to disorientating cast member orientation, "You Must Be This Tall to Exit the Park" cleverly satirizes everything you love and hate about theme parks. Along with classic posts from Ginsburg's popular Twitter and Facebook accounts, this book includes exclusive material, such as the park's Cast Member orientation film, a foreword by Princess Rainbow, and an interview with legendary park founder Murph Gantly. A must-read for any Disneyphile, movie studio buff, or coaster lover.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateOct 29, 2019
    ISBN9781794711808
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