Full Frontal Tenudity
By Judy Tenuta
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Move over, Marianne Williamson! Judy Tenuta's new book "Full Frontal Tenudity" is the greatest guide to happiness, fulfillment and gut wrenching hilarity. And victims of Los Angeles public school system will especially love it! WHY?... Because! you DONT EVEN HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO READ! The pictures alone will put you into a fit of uncontrollable laughter! It could happen!
“Judy- you are hysterical!”
—Joan Rivers
“Judy Tenuta is a force of nature. So are hurricanes and floods, but don’t let that scare you. She occupies a stage better than we occupied Korea, and her show is a lot shorter. And she makes sense of pop culture, which only the truly demented can. You’ll have fun thumbing through her.”
—Bruce Vilanch
“I haven’t read a single word yet, and already I can tell you that it’s my favorite book ever!”
—“Weird Al” Yankovic
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Full Frontal Tenudity - Judy Tenuta
DICTIONARY
JUDY’S HOLLYWOOD TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Dear Love-Slaves, in Hollywood, no one ever says what they really mean, so I have broken down some frequently used phrases, so you know what the BITCHES REALLY MEAN!
NOW SNUGGLE UP WITH A SASSY STONER SNACK (and/ or love-tart) AND LETS GET STARTED!
Great to see you again =
Who the hell are you?
We’re going another way for your part =
We’re casting Lindsay Lohan as you!
Best friends forever =
We wave to each other on the red carpet
I Love your hair =
Your weave sucks, BEE-OTCH!
We’ll talk later =
Get the f--k away from me!
Let’s do lunch =
Good luck getting a hold of me!
I’m always on time =
I’ll be 40 min.. late
I know your ex-husband =
We bonked at your wedding
I’m in a pilot =
I’m a male flight attendant
Let’s meet at your place =
I live with my mother
I have a 3 picture deal =
I live in a shopping cart
I made a ton of money last year =
I’m filing for bankruptcy
My friends say I look just like you =
I’m a 2’1" Guidette
I’m friends with all my exes =
I only date plastic surgeons
I’m under 40 =
Hurray for Photoshop!
I’m medium build =
I have a giant beer gut
I only drink to unwind =
I’m married to Jack Daniels
I’m a successful screenwriter =
I’m in AA
I’ll make it worth your while =
I’m a big, fat HO!
Your business card will come in handy =
I’m out of toilet paper