agent orange 1. n. Toxic defoliant (containing 2,3,7,8-tetrachloro-dibenzo-para-dioxin) used by the US Military in Vietnam as part of Uncle Sam’s herbicidal warfare programme. 2. n. The first wazz of the day; knacker tea that should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
arse hankies n. Bathroom tissue. ‘Mr Carson! Can you get the maid to bring up some arse hankies?’
arse-soup maker n. Device for diluting bum-cleft detritus and sharing it with your close friends and family. A hot tub.
at my signal unleash smell exclam. To be said in the style of Russell Crowe out of off of Gladiator, just before lifting one buttock and having your vengeance.
Bangalore torpedo 1. n. Battlefield device (also known as a “pole charge”) used by combat engineers to clear mines, barbed wire etc. Responsible for saving numerous lives worldwide. 2. n. The morning after a king prawn phall washed down with copious amounts of old ale, an explosive asstrocity capable of clearing any obstacle in its path. Responsible for ruining numerous lives worldwide.
booze clues n. Walking down your street on recycling day and looking at the contents of your neighbours’ bottle bins to judge just how much judgement impairment fluid they knock back on a weekly basis.
Cheery song to lighten the mood.
