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Haiku Cat
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My name is Eddie.
I am a cat.
I have learned many truths in the course of my long life. I offer to share these with you in the form of poetry and pictures. I will entertain as well as instruct.
Let us begin this journey of enlightenment together.
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Brian Greiner
Brian retired from the software development rat race to take up the carefree life of an author. He lives with his wife and cats in Ontario, Canada.
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