Corned Flakes: A Jokebook about Corny Jokes

By Frank Maverick 2

Corned Flakes is a jokebook full of corny, clean, clever, and witty jokes designed for all ages.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Page Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Nov 20, 2020
• ISBN: 9781662411236

Book preview

Foreword

and Backward…

FRANK MAVERICK 2

About the AUTHOR

FRANK MAVERICK 2/work history… This is HIS STORY.

1965–1968 NEWS HERALD…home delivery carrier

1968–1972 CENTER BEVERAGE & DELI… Stock boy/worked forty hours per week during high school… 4:00 p.m.–10:00 p.m., 7 days/week, $1.35 per hour.

1970–1972 SHERWIN WILLIAMS…Stock boy/worked 20 hours/week at SAME TIME as Center Bev (located next door) $2.25 per hour.

1972–1981 BEEF CORRAL… (1972–1974 Vine Street) started as dishwasher… (Promoted to assistant manager two months later.)

(1974–1981) PUBLIC SQUARE/head manager (open 11:00 a.m.–6:00 p.m. MON–SAT) averaged $3,000 daily in sales… Sold OVER 1,000 FISH SAND every Friday and OVER 1,000 CORNED BEEF on ST. PATTY’S DAY.

1981–1990 SISTERS CHICKEN & BISCUITS… (1981–1983, assistant manager; 1983–1990, head manager); MANAGER of the YEAR, four times; second place, two times; and fourth place, one time, finish in seven years as head manager (thirty-six stores competing).

1990–1991 PIZZA HUT Route 615 in Mentor.

*MOST IMPROVED STORE of the YEAR in