Out of the Frying Pun
By Phil Maund
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A second collection of zany and very funny poems to enchant readers of all ages. From the love at first sight story of "Humbug the Hippo" to the unusual romance of "Peter the Peacock" you will be thoroughly entertained. Discover the secret of Woody the Woodpecker's success, why "The Real Three Little Piggies" are not happy, what the cannibals are cooking up and who The Greatest Golfer in the world is.
Phil Maund
Born near Blackpool, England, in the golden age of radio comedy, Phil Maund became an avid lover of off-the-wall humour at a very young age. When he was twelve years old he had a poem banned from a public grammar school reading for being politically incorrect, but he didn’t let that devastating snub deter him. At age fourteen he was dragged kicking and screaming to South Africa, a country which he now loves and which is still run by off-the-wall politicians. Phil is married to Lynne and has two stepsons, Matthew and Joshua. He has a degree in civil engineering from the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg and a licentiate in theology from the Kalk Bay Bible Institute in Cape Town. Phil loves nothing more than making people laugh, a pastime which drives his family crazy, but to which he is, nonetheless, dedicated.
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Out of the Frying Pun - Phil Maund
Out Of The Frying Pun
by
Phil Maund
Text copyright © Philip John Maund 2015
Illustrations © Donovan Morling 2015
All Rights Reserved
To my wonderful family who love and support me despite my craziness
About the Author
Born near Blackpool, England, in the golden age of radio comedy, Phil Maund became an avid lover of off-the-wall humour at a very young age. When he was twelve years old he had a poem banned from a public grammar school reading for being politically incorrect, but he didn’t let that devastating snub deter him. At age fourteen he was dragged kicking and screaming to South Africa, a country which he now loves and which is still run by off-the-wall politicians.
Phil is married to Lynne and has two stepsons, Matthew and Joshua. He has a degree in civil engineering from the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg and a licentiate in theology from the Kalk Bay Bible Institute in Cape Town.
Phil loves nothing more than making people laugh, a pastime which drives his family crazy, but to which he is, nonetheless, dedicated (hence the chip on his shoulder – it’s a computer cpu).
Table of Contents
Humbug the Hippo
The Cannibals are Cooking (Part I)
The Ugly Duckling Blonde
Sir Robin and His Navel
If I Were Ogden Nash
Lena the Hyena
The Yeast Bragged
Triangle the parrot
In a Roman Jail
I Dated One Summer a Lady Named Susan
The Cannibals are Cooking (Part II)
Yabadoo the Marabou
My Leg Wrote Letters
The Young Man Who Lost his Teeth
Ida the Spider
Madeleina’s boy grew veggies
There’s No Equine Divorces
I’ll Strike with Sodium Chloride
Woody the Woodpecker
An Infant Kangaroo
Elana Banana Was Rotting in Jail
Jill the Jolly Jellyfish
Sparrow Hood
Doug the Slug
The Cannibals’ Piano
The Corniest
I Came Across an Angry Snake
The Lenses in the Dock
Cleaver