Contheman Shr00ve Head

By Constantine O'Donnell

"Andrea Garbula will not be my wife...I will go ahead with my plan and have 3 wives...one Australian, one Spanish and one German...this will be my mission on this planet for a while. I will lose all the excess weight and gain muscles again. The psychiatric medication ruined my body...I will be back being Contheman!!!

This little book tells

• Language: English
• Publisher: Writers Apex
• Release date: Apr 12, 2024
• ISBN: 9781639502400

Constantine O'Donnell

"I am a Donegal man with a penchant for women, wine and song. I do not care for rehab, it bores me. I have the Seaman's blood in me from over a century of Captains in our family O'Donnell. I am a writer now and will always be an adventurer!!!"

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Contents

1. Paedophile Park lol

2. Ronan the nurse man

3. Midnight Sun

4. The Protagonist

5. Aliens

6. Luke Skywalker

7. Predisposed to Death

8. Rainbow kiss

9. Paula the Nurse

10. New jokes I’ve learned

11. Michael the Nurse

12. Psychiatry is Dead

13. Pre-breakfast

14. Dr. Mo

15. Pogo

16. Aliens Revenge

17. Daddy Con the Hero

18. Zion

19. Oriana

20. Sex on a Mental Patients Mind

21. An Ode to Gotta

1

Paedophile Park lol

Ihave been sectioned once again. This time is the most ridiculous. I did not tidy my house. My mother reported me to the mental health services. She got me locked up. I am fucking fuming!!!

Anyway, I’m out of the little piece of shit cold house…it’s fucking freezing!!! I am now in a warm mental asylum where everybody has been told to give me fucking respect!!! I’m going to start with a poem…my favourite to write.

Mental Asylum Shitbags

The nurses have such an ego,

They condescend every chance they get,

The Gardai are now starting at 50,

Every one of them will be a pet,

The Criminals are all laughing,

They can’t bloody wait,

Get all their Daddy’s in,

And run the fucking state,

McGregor is a fuckwit,

He cannot even fucking fight,

All those midget fighters he fights,

Are not worth the shit off my prick,

My Army of men and women,

Are ready for me to have fame,

They will all be in the sunshine,

Enjoying my new Game!!!

My cousin Styley McC is one of my haters. He did not amount to anything in his life. He begrudges everything and everybody and is at a loss when you talk about the world.

My so-called friend Thomas Cock McLaughlin is a dumb fuck farmer from the hill. He married a woman that fancied the pants off me. When he was asking her out for a date, he asked me along with him. He used my presence and jokey charm to woo her into a false reality. That reality is one a few of my friends have used in the past to woo their women too. The women all think they’ll be spending their lives hanging out with me. Not to be I’m afraid. These men are a bunch of dickheads. I now fly with people my own altitude. I learned it in Superyachting. A Captain told me it.

All my school friends are dead and gone. They all abandoned me when I was in need. I have a few friends in Ireland but the rest can go suck their mothers cock!!!

My secondary school days were pretty tame compared to my younger days at Greencastle national school…I had so much fun when I was very young!

My College days were the best…drinking, women and drunken antics!!! One day I was drinking in the morning before college when my roommate…a woman…offered me a blowjob. She’d only just moved in. I said fucking right! She got naked. Everyone else had gone to college. She sat me on the couch and started sucking me off. I came in seconds and she took the beer that I was holding off me and smoothly put the cum into it. Then swirled it around and fucking sank it! I applauded her and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. She pulled back and said I just wanted to thank the Captain of the House for treating me like one of your own.

We had so much fun in the house. Firgrove park. I’m going to buy that house. It can be my Cork residence. So many good memories there.

My Head lecturer Viv Gough was a sarcastic comedian. He let us away with so much. There were a handful in our class and they were all wildmen. My best friend Daire was going through a change. The Shipping company he went with gave him a very bad attitude. The RTE…Irish television are on in the background as I am writing this. They just threatened me…totally innocuous to everybody else. They did a short documentary on Austin, Texas. It was a pre-emptive strike. They know from my Facebook I plan on moving there. The threat on RTE news was that the crew that went there