Show Me the Punny!

By Phil Maund

The fifth book of funny poems from the wacky mind of Phil Maund. Find out the real reason the tortoise beat the hare, and what happens in children's hell.  Meet the (un)usual  assortment of zany characters who will  entertain and delight you while tickling your funny bone and leave you wanting more. (Hint: get the two free ones then buy another book!) And in the tradition of Silv'rilocks, see what happens when Snow White turns 90

• Language: English
• Publisher: Phil Maund
• Release date: Sep 30, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386150466

Phil Maund

Born near Blackpool, England, in the golden age of radio comedy, Phil Maund became an avid lover of off-the-wall humour at a very young age. When he was twelve years old he had a poem banned from a public grammar school reading for being politically incorrect, but he didn’t let that devastating snub deter him. At age fourteen he was dragged kicking and screaming to South Africa, a country which he now loves and which is still run by off-the-wall politicians. Phil is married to Lynne and has two stepsons, Matthew and Joshua. He has a degree in civil engineering from the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg and a licentiate in theology from the Kalk Bay Bible Institute in Cape Town. Phil loves nothing more than making people laugh, a pastime which drives his family crazy, but to which he is, nonetheless, dedicated.

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Show Me The Punny!

by

Phil Maund

Text copyright © Philip John Maund 2017

Illustrations © Donovan Morling 2017

All Rights Reserved

To cat lovers everywhere

About the Author

Born near Blackpool, England, in the golden age of radio comedy, Phil Maund became an avid lover of off-the-wall humour at a very young age. When he was twelve years old he had a poem banned from a public grammar school reading for being politically incorrect, but he didn’t let that devastating snub deter him. At age fourteen he was dragged kicking and screaming to South Africa, a country which he now loves and which is still run by off-the-wall politicians.

Phil is married to Lynne and has two stepsons, Matthew and Joshua. He has a degree in civil engineering from the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg and a licentiate in theology from the Kalk Bay Bible Institute in Cape Town.

Phil loves nothing more than making people laugh, a pastime which drives his family crazy, but to which he is, nonetheless, dedicated (hence the chip on his shoulder – it’s a computer cpu).

Table of Contents

The Real Tortoise and the Hare

A Shepherd in Pompeii

I Read the Paper

My Mouse Squeaks

It’s Never Too Late to Have a Happy Childhood (Part I)

The Hedgehogs Have a Soccer Team

In Children’s Hell

The Little Black Beetle

Warn the Miller!

Radish the Rabbit

Dai Jones is Fast

Bo the Crow

The Chilly Giraffe

Kim Crumples Clothing

The Pumpkin and the Orange

Doug the Unhappy Duckling

The Style Inside my Home