Bumpfizzle the Best on Planet Earth
By Patricia Forde and Elina Braslina
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Patricia Forde
Patricia Forde is from Galway on the west coast of Ireland. She has published several picture books in Irish and in English, and three novels for children with Little Island. The List was published by SourceBooks in the US, and Bumpfizzle the Best on Planet Earth was published in the US by Little Island in 2022 to strong critical acclaim. She has won two White Raven awards and has twice been shortlisted for the Children’s Books Ireland Book of the Year. Patricia is married to Padraic and has two grown up children. She still lives in Galway, the best city in the world.
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Bumpfizzle the Best on Planet Earth - Patricia Forde
This is the very, very, very important diary
of the very, very, very important warrior:
Bumpfizzle the Best
NOTE
If you are not a Plonker – KEEP OUT!
If you are a Plonker – KEEP OUT!
If you are WHIZZPIFFLE or ANY of her
gang – KEEP RIGHT OUT!
I have written my first official report to the Great Master.
To: Great Master, Planet Plonk
From: Warrior Bumpfizzle the Best
Subject: Field Report
Oh Great Master Hornswoggle!
I arrived safely on Earth on Monday. Our quest for new friends has begun! I have taken the form of an earthling boy, aged ten years, and have performed a memory-adjustment on the host family. They now believe that they gave birth to this child ten Earth winters ago, whereas in fact, as you know, this boy was hatched in Lab 6675 four hundred light years ago. They also believe that my name is Daniel. Hah!
The host family are as we thought. There is one boy called William who is eleven years old. They have one mother at least and also one father. And then there is The Baby. It has a name, Sam, but it is usually referred to as The Baby. It is a monstrous thing, even uglier than the fully grown ones, but more on that later. It hasn’t been with the family that long but already it has taken over the house and is VERY annoying.
Your faithful warrior
Bumpfizzle
I can’t say the host family gave me a great welcome when I arrived.
‘Daniel!’ the Mother said, looking at me. ‘Your turn to bring in the washing. Hurry along!’
Bring in the washing? If she knew that she was talking to a VICIOUS ALIEN WARRIOR I think she might at least have said ‘please’!
I did bring in the stupid washing.
I only hope that my people on Plonk never find out. It does not look good for a famous warrior to be seen carrying undergarments and suchlike.
Annoying Baby Trait 1
The Baby talks utter rubbish but everyone has to listen to him.
Baby: Coo … dribble … blah!
Mother: Did you hear that? He’s trying to talk!
The hoover has a better line in conversation.
I have discovered that there is another small brother called Sooty. Sooty is very different to the other family members. He has four legs, is covered in fur and has a tail. (Actually he looks a lot like the Great Master’s assistant Mrs Waggle on one of her good days.) He is not a very likable person. He spits. He also scratches. I have no idea why the Mother likes him so much. What is he but a furry bag full of guts?
(The Baby also spits and scratches and the Mother seems to like him too.)
I nearly forgot: humans go to the toilet INDOORS! Isn’t that hilarious? The Father got very agitated this morning when I peed in the garden. As if there was only one way of doing