101 Politically Incorrect Limericks: Volume Two
By Gary Kuyper
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IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!
The long awaited Volume Two of the popular '101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS' series is raunchier, more daring and much funnier than Volume One!
This collection of totally new and fresh humorous prose is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud!
A MUST FOR ALL SERIOUS COLLECTORS OF LIMERICKS!
Gary Kuyper
Gary Kuyper began his professional literary career writing self-help and general interest articles for Daan Retief Publishers who produced a monthly book for their woman’s club called Woman’s Forum. These articles would sometimes require research and had titles as diverse as The Human Brain and Body Painting!Being a professional photographer on a part-time basis Gary has also managed to have his articles on photography (With accompanying photographs) published in books and magazines. He has also done some free-lance photography and photojournalism projects for numerous local newspapers.Over the past four years he has constantly managed to be one of the top finalists in the Nova Short Story Competition (A competition for budding writers of science fiction and/or fantasy).Last year (2009) Gary had the pleasure of seeing The Devil's Little Tadpoles grace the pages of the local SF & Fantasy Fanzine Probe.He is an avid film buff and amateur film maker. A few years ago I managed to take first prize in the SA Ten Best Film Makers Competition with a short film entitled The Crimson Cobra - An action-packed martial arts / superhero movie using some of the very talented local artists.He is a qualified prosthetics make-up artist and has used this talent on both amateur and professional productions. He has also appeared on television in a youth program especially made for enlightening people in the art of special effects make-up.Gary has a rather excellent general knowledge being not only an avid writer but reader of any material that is able to stimulate him cerebrally.He taught himself Adobe Photoshop and has become adapt and proficient enough at utilizing the software to such a degree that he has managed to sell a number of creations to various institutes and organizations. He is particularly fond of a logo designed for the Krazy Mug Coffee Shop and several covers that have graced the front of Probe.Gary has a vast knowledge of music and has appeared on the local Television Music Quiz Show Note for Note where he was able to win a substantial amount of prize money.In 2008 he entered the SF / Fantasy Mini Radio Play Competition and took first prize with his The Adventures of Captain Max Power of the Intergalactic Police - an obvious homage to the early Flash Gordon radio series’. A number of skilled professionals are now planning to produce Max to CD and have it aired on a local radio station (SAfm).All his literary and photojournalistic accomplishments have been done on a part-time basis due to the fact that his full time career is lecturing mathematics as well as engineering science at a Technical College. Although this is a most fulfilling profession, it has long been Gary's ideal to become a full-time writer – especially of fantasy, science fiction and horror novels.He has recently published his first full-length fantasy novel - The Chronicles of Baltrath: The DARK WIZARDS.As a considerable amount of time and effort has been expended in building the world of Baltrath, Gary has begun work on a sequel to The Dark Wizards.
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101 Politically Incorrect Limericks - Gary Kuyper
101
Politically Incorrect
Limericks
Volume Two
by
Gary Kuyper
CONTAINS
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FOR MATURE READERS ONLY!
This is a first edition
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording, or any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author
Copyright © Gary van Nikkelen Kuyper 2012
ISBN 1 47916 560 3
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, events or locales, is entirely coincidental
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DEDICATION
For my very good friend, Edwin Knopf
FOREWORD
From Sydney to old Essex
Comes this collection that prudes will vex
Be forewarned to refrain
For it doth mostly contain
Violence, nudity, language and sex
HISTORY
The Limerick was originally known as Nonsense Verse and was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century.
Contrary to popular belief, the Limerick did not find its origins in the Irish county of the same name, but in the fact that many of the early Nonsense Verses included the refrain, ‘Won’t you come to Limerick.’
Basically, a Limerick is a five-line poem in anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme viz. AABBA i.e. the 1st, 2nd and 5th stanzas rhyming with each other, with the 3rd and 4th having their own rhyme scheme.
The first line traditionally introduces a person and a place, with the place appearing at the end of the first line and establishing the rhyme scheme for the second and fifth lines. In early limericks, the last line was often essentially a repeat of the first line, although this is no longer customary.
The Limerick is intentionally witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
Gershon Legman, renowned for compiling the largest and most scholarly anthology, held that the true limerick as a folk form is always obscene, and cites similar opinions by Arnold Bennett and George Bernard Shaw, describing the clean limerick as a periodic fad and object of magazine contests, rarely rising above mediocrity (See DEFINITION). From a folkloric point of view, the form is essentially transgressive; violation of taboo is part of its function.
DEFINITION
The limerick packs laughs anatomical