Cautionary Tales for Children: Also including: A Moral Alphabet; A Bad Child's Book of Beasts; More Beasts for Worse Children
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Hilaire Belloc
Hilaire Belloc was born in France in 1870. As a child, he moved with his mother and siblings to England. As a French citizen, he did his military service in France before going to Oxford University, where he was president of the Union debating society. He took British citizenship in 1902 and was a member of parliament for several years. A prolific and versatile writer of over 150 books, he is best remembered for his comic and light verse. But he also wrote extensively about politics, history, nature and contemporary society. Famously adversarial, he is remembered for his long-running feud with H. G. Wells. He died in in Surrey, England, in 1953.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This knee slapper is almost 100 years old! Silly poems, rhyming couplets that mock Victorian poetry while telling of children who are punished horribly, eaten by lions and the like. Children will enjoy the ridiculousness, and enhance their vocabulary. Simple drawings by Edward Gorey are sure to please.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Very Funny, Definitly not for small children!
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Cautionary Tales for Children - Hilaire Belloc
Cautionary Tales for Children
by Hilaire Belloc
©2015 SMK Books
All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner without written permission except for brief quotations for review purposes only.
SMK Books
PO Box 632
Floyd, VA 24091-0632
ISBN 13: 978-1-5154-0072-1
Table of Contents
Cautionary Tales for Children
Introduction
Jim
Henry King
Matilda
Franklin Hyde
Godolphin Horne
Algernon
Hildebrand
Lord Lundy
Lord Lundy (Second Canto)
Rebecca
George
Charles Augustus Fortescue
A Moral Alphabet (In Words from One to Seven Syllables)
A for Archibald
B for Bear
C for Cobra
D for Dreadful
E for Egg
F for Family
G for Gnu
H for Horseman
I for Indian
J for James
K for Klondyke
L for Lady
M for Millionaire
N for Ned
O for Oxford
P for Pig
Q For Quinine
R for Reviewer
S for Snail
T for Tourist
U for Upas Truee
V for Volunteer
W for Waterbeetle
X for Nothing
Y for Youth
Z for Zébu
The Bad Child’s Book of Beasts
Introduction
The Yak
The Polar Bear
The Lion
The Tiger
The Dromedary
The Whale
The Camel
The Hippopotamus
The Dodo
The Marmozet
The Camelopard
The Learned Fish
The Elephant
The Big Baboon
The Rhinoceros
The Frog
More Beasts (for worse children)
Introduction
The Python
The Welsh Mutton
The Porcupine
The Scorpion
The Crocodile
The Vulture
The Bison
The Viper
The Llama
The Chamois
The Frozen Mammoth
The Microbe
Cautionary Tales for Children
Designed for the Admonition of Children between the ages of eight and fourteen years.
Introduction
Upon being asked by a reader whether the verses contained in this book were true.
And is it true? It is not True.
And if it were it wouldn’t do,
For people such as me and you
Who pretty nearly all day long
Are doing something rather wrong.
Because if things were really so,
You would have perished long ago,
And I would not have lived to write