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Every morning I go outside and get hit by the same bike. Every single morning. What a vicious cycle.

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A horse walks into a bar, so the barman says, “hey”.

“No, thanks,” the horse replies. “Just a pint.”

MATT BIBBY, Brighton

It was a small price toupee.

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