Voluntarily Promiscuous: Voluntarily Promiscuous, #1

By Clea Kinderton

Stacy's hot. Like, really, really hot. It's only natural that she should end up with a super-hunky alpha jock like Chad, even if, technically speaking, they're not exactly dating. What's a femoid at the mercy of her hormones to do?

What's unnatural is Stacy's sudden attraction to a geek like Wally, who's at the opposite end of the social spectrum. She's a sexy and promiscuous alpha babe and he's an involuntarily celibate omega nerd. When she catches him in her bedroom doing unmentionable things to her underwear it sets off a chain reaction that leaves them both surprisingly -- and uncharacteristically -- satisfied. This is one turn of the rooster carousel she wasn't expecting!

Has Stacy's hypergamous heart grown two sizes today, or is this just the dawn of an especially curious and insatiable kink? More importantly: can she single-handedly heal the rift between the sexes? She's certainly willing to try.

This lighthearted and satirical raunchy erotica short is a steamy take on the stratification of the modern sexual economy.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Red Lamp Press
• Release date: May 26, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386946878

Clea Kinderton

I've always had a wild imagination. I love fat fantasy novels, B movies, comic books, and scifi. But I also love romance and sex and you'll find plenty of both along with heaps of humor, mystery, and suspense jampacked into some of the hottest, hardest, kinkiest stories you may ever read. Strap yourself in, it's going to be a wild ride. I'm always interested in hearing what you have to say and welcome suggestions. You can contact me at [e-mail] and follow me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CleaKinderton/ and Twitter: https://twitter.com/CleaKinderton.

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Voluntarily Promiscuous

Voluntarily Promiscuous, Volume 1

Clea Kinderton

Published by Red Lamp Press, 2018.

This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

VOLUNTARILY PROMISCUOUS

First edition. May 26, 2018.

Copyright © 2018 Clea Kinderton.

ISBN: 978-1386946878

Written by Clea Kinderton.

Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Voluntarily Promiscuous

Further Reading: Pi Kappa Mu

Also By Clea Kinderton

About the Author

The click of my six-inch heels echoed off the bungalows and minivans as I stumbled toward home through the suburban darkness. After getting wasted on free drinks at the club and then plowed by Chad, I was ready for a good night's sleep.

I pulled my phone out of my bag and checked my messages. Just a bunch of texts from losers who wanted to nail me. I tapped through them impatiently. Jeez, there must have been like 20 texts from 20 different guys. And they were all from tonight. It wasn't surprising, though. I got hundreds of messages a day on my dating profile. I had to disable the notifications because my phone wouldn't stop buzzing. Some of the guys were pretty hot, and I'd probably have sex with them if I got tired of waiting for Chad, but most of them were gross, pathetic losers trying to look cool. I couldn't believe they thought they actually had a shot with me. I laughed out loud thinking about how sad and stupid they were and then banged into a wheeled rubber trash can, almost knocking it over.

Ow! Jesus! What the fuck?!

Who leaves a trash can in the middle of the sidewalk?

I looked around and saw that I'd somehow managed to walk onto someone's driveway.

Stupid curved streets.

I put my phone back in my bag and redirected myself back onto the sidewalk, trying to remember why I'd gotten out of the cab six blocks early. It was all a bit of a haze. I vaguely recalled the cab driver getting angry at me about something.

Oh right. I made that joke about never having to pay for cab fare.

He'd slammed on the brakes and asked me if I had any money. I'd told him I never carry money when I go clubbing because I didn't need it. Then he'd said he'd still take me home if I sucked his dick. And then I'd told him to go fuck himself and got out of the cab.

Creepy loser. As if anyone who looks like me pays for cab rides. Pfft. I did him a favor just getting in his smelly cab.

I was a little bit pissed myself, to be honest. Not at the cab driver. I was pissed at Chad because I was tired of getting kicked out of his apartment at two in the morning. Especially when I was drunk. But that's Chad for you. He says he can't sleep with someone else in the bed because he likes to stretch out, so he always throws me out after we fuck. I can't really complain because we're not really dating or anything, even though I want to. Chad says he's not ready to settle down. He's still sowing his wild oats. I keep hoping that he'll change his mind even though he's banging a bunch of other women. If I keep having sex with him, maybe he'll realize he can't do better than me. I could find a nice guy and settle down, but Chad's really hot and probably going to be really rich someday because he's really confident. Probably because he's tall and has an awesome body and great hair and he's a