Marvels, Mischief, and Mishaps

By A. J. Ross-Etheridge

Immerse yourself in this new collection of funny tales, advice, and observations. Once again, the author provides amusing and embarrassing stories of life, wearing her heart on her sleeve.

This is the author’s second collection of poetry and poetic tales, following the success of A Few of My Favourite Things. Laying her emotions bare for all to see, she hopes to bring a little joy and a large helping of humour to as many people as she can. The book is so relatable, and it should come with a warning as it will journey you through many emotions. You could be in tears at one point and then laughing out loud the next.

As with her first book, Amanda continues her efforts to raise money for Alzheimer’s care and research. So, once again with every book she sells, she will donate £1 towards charity.

So, sit back, hold on to your hat, and let us take this rollercoaster of emotions together!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
• Release date: Nov 30, 2022
• ISBN: 9781398474499

A. J. Ross-Etheridge

A.J. Ross-Etheridge has enjoyed reading and writing poetry from a young age. She has always been interested and observant of the world around her. Along with a 19-year career helping others by working for the NHS, she always enjoys trying to help put a smile on other people’s faces too. Her mum was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s several years ago and has been the inspiration for Amanda to put her two collections of poetry, poetic tales, and humour together. All the poetry and tales in Amanda’s books are based on real-life stories. Amanda lives in a village in South West England with her wife and two naughty cats.

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About the Author

A.J. Ross-Etheridge has enjoyed reading and writing poetry from a young age. She has always been interested and observant of the world around her. Along with a 19-year career helping others by working for the NHS, she always enjoys trying to help put a smile on other people’s faces too. Her mum was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s several years ago and has been the inspiration for Amanda to put her two collections of poetry, poetic tales, and humour together. All the poetry and tales in Amanda’s books are based on real-life stories. Amanda lives in a village in South West England with her wife and two naughty cats.

Dedication

For the people who are there for me and who show their support when I need it: Charlotte, John, Matt, Barbara and, finally, Paul. Thank you all for being you.

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ISBN 9781398474482 (Paperback)

ISBN 9781398474499 (ePub e-book)

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First Published 2022

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Acknowledgement

Thank you, mum, for giving me the inspiration and drive to let others see and hopefully enjoy my poems and tales.

Thank you, Austin Macauley, for continuing to support me and to see that my work is worth sharing.

Finally thank you for your continued love, belief, and support Charlotte Ross-Etheridge.

A Member of

the Family

A strong bond unites us and our pets, don’t you agree?

When we are out, they keep a seat warm for you and me

And at home, waiting by the door is where they will be

Always be kind and you will have their love and loyalty.

A true companionship on both sides is what I see

Such a wonderful connection of absolute love for free

If you need support, they are ready for cuddles on your knee

When you look after them, you’ll win their hearts, I guarantee.

Show them how much they mean to you for all eternity

When you treat them well, they will never want to flee

If you capture their hearts, they will love you unconditionally

But above all, remember that they are a member of the family.

Creatures of Habit

We are all creatures of habit

Who love to stand in a queue all day

Trying to be polite and not get in anyone’s way.

We like to talk a lot about the weather

Whatever the weather, we like to moan

Being fed up with the rain or it’s far too hot, we groan.

We have to grab those shop bargains

Three for two even though we needed the one

Bags so full of those extras that each of them weighs a ton.

We love to sit and to people-watch