Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger!: Children Fart Books - Gross Out Book For Boys (Volume 1 Part 1)

By Timmie Guzzmann

FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of every single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situatio

• Language: English
• Publisher: Inge Baum
• Release date: Sep 15, 2014
• ISBN: 9781635018493

Timmie Guzzmann

Timmie has become a popular kid's fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facete of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky & inspirational dog has never really disappointed him. In his various book series Timmie is exploring the world of Ninjas, Jerk Animals & The Diary of the Bayou Redneck Twins Don & Jon.

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FART BOOK

Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! - Volume 1 – Part 1 & African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle - Volume 3

Compilation of 2 Fart Books

New & Enhanced Version

By El Ninjo

I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!

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© 2014 by El Ninjo

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Bonus

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book Inside!

For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook version of FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!

Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.

This is double the fun because now your kids can read and listen to these hilarious fart stories at the same time! Double the farting fun and double the learning fun because as you know El Ninjo is not only a stupid little farting dog but he is teaching your kids some very valuable lessons about life so that your kids actually get some moral out of these stories helping them not turn into some annoying little fart monsters like the characters from these typical fart books.

Listening to El Ninjo, your kids will smile and laugh about farts, but at the same time they will become fart smart the true Einstein way!

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids about the gravity of farts:)

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Here is what readers are saying about the farty air ripping and bottom burping ways of El Ninjo:

Funny story, cute kid jokes!

5 out of 5 stars By A. Christie

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I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!

Fart books are always funny

5 out of 5 stars By Amy Truesdale

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I read this book to my niece and she was dying of laughter. I love how the book is fun yet educational in regards to the African safari. I would recommend this book if you want something funny, entertaining, and educational for kids.

Fart Away.... But Far Away!

4.0 out of 5 stars By Doc Rick

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You know what they say beans, beans the magical fruit..... Being a young boy I can appreciate the fun we all had making fart sounds. Combining fun and education always works for kids!

Fart books seem to be the rage

4.0 out of 5 stars By PatriciaT

If you are a boy and like African adventures as well as anything to do with farts you will love this book! There are lots of educational facts about the animals that are included which makes it a funny educational book!

Ideal kids book for travelling

4.0 out of 5 stars By PeterC

This book is aimed squarely at it's audience of kids (boys i would think) who enjoy laughing at gross subjects (farting) mostly. Takes a bit of time to get used to the font, but this does not detract from the tale of this traveling dog!

Fart Book Volume 1 – Part 1

The Wake Upper Pooper

Some people call me fart puppy and run away when I come along. My family members still support my natural smelly talent and call me lovely names like the butt whistler.

I guess that I am a natural talent. It probably has something to do with my genes. I am born like this, and I remember that my first significant explosion happened right after I saw the light of day.

I am just happy that my family has accepted the way that I am expressing myself, and this is all I care about.

I am not saying that I am the best and most genius fart blower out there, and I know for a fact that I am far from the master league. There are other puppys out there that are the true maestros in farting.

These puppies are what I call the one puppy orchestra, and you can pretty much compare their sound and smell to an unbearably loud and gasifying explosion.

I guess these kinds of puppys are seriously starting to scare off not only the people around them in the society but also their own family members.

I am more of the less extreme puppy farter, but I still enjoy my out of this world natural talent for the more classic and traditional types of smelly and vapor type cloud shots.

Yes, if I do not approve of weird stuff going on around me, I will shoot my gas at everything around me.

In the morning, I like to get started with the most straightforward and easy to follow classic gas shot that goes straight into Mom's nose as she lifts up my cover and tries to get me out of my sleeping basket.

In my book, this is the easiest move and even the more clumsy puppys can do the wake upper pooper.

Heck, no matter if you are a super natural talent like me or just a beginner there is not much to it. Just copy this straight upward fart also called the wake upper pooper and place it straight into your Mom's face.

I have branded this one with the name the wake upper pooper because it is not the usual dry fart cloud.

No, the real wake upper pooper is one that has lots of potential, and you can produce this hot steamy bean stinking pooper cloud by eating some beans before going to sleep.

I mean it! Beans are the success ingredient for the wake upper pooper, and they always do the trick to get an extra steamy and poopy result.

All you have to do in order to make this poopy upward shot perfectly is the following:

Step 1:

For an extreme and steamy effect: eat some beans before bedtime.

Step 2:

Next, get on your front feet and try to inhale as much air as you can.

Step 3:

Stick out your gassy bottom in the direction of your victim.

Step 4:

Keep your balance on the front and stretch your bottom upwards and towards the goal.

Step 5:

Concentrate and shoot out the hot steamy and poopy air in an upward direction so that it hits your victim straight in the face.

Step 6:

Try to respect an