A Twisted Kiss On New Years Eve 2021

By Matthew Tonks

You hold in your hands a piece of a puzzle far grander than you could ever know. For scrawled in blood upon the pages are stories twisted thirty-one in all, soaked in promises you’ll never keep. Five minutes to glimpse inside the eyes of someone new, five minutes to reflect, five minutes to deceive, five minutes to do almost anything. A taste, a cut, a fire, a deal. A sickness, a stain, a threat, a kill. Mirrored reflections, a resolution or two. Death and division, humanity askew. A belfry of bats, a sea of black cats, so many moments out there to see, so many things you could see with me. So take a seat beside me and call it voodoo, because now you ride with me too...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Matthew Tonks
• Release date: Dec 31, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005555733

Matthew Tonks

Together we ride the steed of madness, along a road long foretold. Do not let the dire consequences scare you from this journey, for it is written, so it must be. We traveller. We explorers of otherworldly things. Let us share our providence, so we may all prosper.Hidden in the depths of it all, you will find your utopia, and it will be a beautiful sight to witness.For I may walk beside you, and I may carry your umbrella in the sun, just don’t expect me to dig you up, when the zombie apocalypse comes...

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A Suit For A King

He turns back to the mirror and smiles smugly as he pulls on the jackets lapel and nods his head rhythmically as if there were a subtle beat playing somewhere in the background.

I think you’re right, the darker colours bring an almost constant shading to the trim, but, he says as he turns back to the twisted little man who grins up at him while kneading his hands into each other aggressively. B-B-B, he clutches his chest tightly and clears his throat with an overly violent drawback followed by a gut-wrenching cough that causes him to instantly break out in a cold sweat. He stares at the little man with watery eyes, while his grin broadens to a point where half his face is taken up by his rotten teeth. He clears his throat once more and turns back to the mirror as he swallows a jagged mouthful of what feels like a million razor blades, then coughs again as he casts a wayward glare towards the little man.

YOU CAN WIPE THAT RIDICULOUS SMILE FROM YOUR FACE WHELP AND INSTEAD ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION! he snarls, only for the little man to start laughing loudly.

If you beg my pardon, we both know my smile only infuriates you because you have yet to find the words to ask the question you so desperately need to ask about my beautiful suit, a question that needn’t be asked for when you apply a more astute aspect in your thinking you would already know that any flesh can be used for clothing, as long as it is treated in the correct manner when it is stripped from the body, he says coldly.

A-A-Any?

That is just what I said, is it not?

A-A-And the cost y-you require?

The little man laughs loudly once more, as he continues to knead his hands into each other. I have no need of material things, for I am as constant as the day turns to night, and in that constant lies my fortune.

T-T-Then what i-is it you want?

There are many things I want, and there are many things I already have. But what makes you think, you have something I desire? he says as he points a bony finger towards him.

We wouldn’t be standing here if I didn’t have something you wanted little man, so STOP playing your twisted little games and TELL me what the price of this suit will BE! he spits.

That’s what I’ve always liked about you Donald, you always want to get to the point of every conversation. It’s like you don’t like the small talk. he says, flashing his grotesque smile once again.

Some moments don’t require the need for it, and this is one of those moments. Now little man, can you tell me what you want in exchange for this marvellous suit.

Your children three, to feast upon eternally. You give me them, and I’ll give you that. A knick for a knack.

Y-Y-You want my children?

Isn’t that what I just said? I’m sure it was the words I used, I even had a rhyme, that was definitely not a riddle. So I’ll say it again, I’ll even sing some more, give me your seed, and I’ll give you my gift, ch….

FOR GOD’S SAKE LITTLE MAN, WILL YOU STOP THIS SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE, I’LL PAY YOUR PRICE, AND I’LL PAY IT NOW AS LONG AS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! Donald boisterously interrupts.

The little man smiles and holds out his hand. Then sign the payment and shake my hand, for the deal the devil made is never complete until the flesh has been shaken.

Then tell the devil his deal is done! Donald scoffs as he takes the little man’s hand in his and shakes it vigorously.

The Paternity Of A Paradox

Extinct as well I’m afraid, Carl says with an uneasy smile as he refills Jefferson’s glass.

His eyes widen and his lips are shaken then stirred by a nervous twitch that runs across them while the blood quickly exits his face for other places within his frail form. B-Bullshi.. he doesn’t get to finish his words as Carl strikes him across the face with a hearty slap that adds splashes of colours to his vision as well as the blood back into his cheeks.

I will NOT sit here and have you talk at me like some piece of FILTH! We are human beings! The mecca of the food chain! The ultimate survivor in its most physical form. So please, let us not sully these foothills with the tongues of savages long gone.

Jefferson stares at him with hate filled eyes as he gently rubs his cheek while his tongue finds a freshly tapped river of red that has opened inside the fleshy parts of his mouth to occupy itself with, lapping it up like a kitten with a warm bowl of milk.

We cannot all be so high and mighty like you, my cousin. But take heed of your own words and remember from your pedestal high that the gutter is from where we all came, and the gutter is where we will all eventually fall during our biblical endings.

The gutters owe me nothing, as do I you. We share only blood which has been watered down by the whores on your side of the linage. So be gone now! Leave my site and return from whence you came, before I remove you from the chain of line permanently.

Jefferson smiles broadly. "Through what you’ve done, and all you’ve told me of our