I had the lag of my life

By Samuel Possidonio de Souza

Did you ever wake up stressed beacuse you exist? Did you ever have to look to te those who you just wanna break their bones and bury under trash and sh**? Did you ever look at the sky and asked God if he is just kidding you? Did you ever fall even under ground? Did you ever hit the rock bottom, and actually it was sh** and there was no rock? Life sucks, doesn't it? When you least expect life hit your head with bricks and you just laught back, I mean, from the outside, but from the inside... That's what gives body to I Had the Lag of my Life! Simple texts which fit your social posts, well actually they are posts from the author -, at least the easiest ones –, that you can read, identify yourself with and laugh nervously to waste some time of your miserable existence... So, let's laugh nervously.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bibliomundi
• Release date: Jul 4, 2022
• ISBN: 9781526010032

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• This book is not suitable for people over 14 years of age, because it contains inappropriate language (bad language), and violent content, if you want to read anyway it's up to your parents - or yours, if you are over 14 years

• Suitable for those who want to laugh at their own misfortunes and those of their friends.

• Beware, it may contain some philosophical breeze content, we do not indicate that you read if that sort of thing does not do you good.

What about my life in Lag? What is another idiotic book made by one of the billion-beaten ones in the world has? That no one will ever read this bathroom work? Maybe yes! Do not read the material, but if you want to:

It has two hundred short texts, texts that we can commonly think about life, misfortunes and friends. Well, it's not a self-help book, it's actually a destructive book, after all it talks about misfortunes, but in a different way.

Have you woken up stressed yet? Have you ever had to look at the face of an asshole that you want to sink your foot into the collarbone and bury it well in a landfill? Have you looked up to heaven and told God that he must be in your face? Already fell lower than the ground? Have you found that light at the bottom of the pit and was it actually a smartphone warning you that the battery will end? Life is a bitch, right?

These events are the lightest I can write here, but the point is that sometimes we laugh at our own misery to endure the blow in the middle of the skull that gives life to folks. That's what gives body to I Had the Lag of my Life! Simple texts which fit your social posts, well actually they are posts from the author -, at least the easiest ones -, that you can read, identify yourself with and laugh nervously to waste some time of your miserable existence... So, let's laugh nervously.

Laught of your own disgrace dosen't heal the eternal depression of being and existing in this universe, but it helps kill time, so, for now, Let's laugh of nervous, with the blue screens, bugs and memory errors.

Blue Screen 01

So, I got that there's a thing, a 1atm of atmosphere pressure all lover your shouders. Son, they messed up with calculations right there, 'cause a weihght just around 10 pounds of atm pression, besides a legion of obsessive spiris; so I REALLY think there's something too wrong with that Maths. I know for Sure!

Blue Screen 02

"You'd just passed up near by on the mall with no 'hi you' for me, even when I asked