Fart Factory Presents:: Captain Stinky Pants and Junkyard Johnny Save the Universe

By Ramir Quintana and Dan Sylvestre

Consider yourself forewarned, Sylvestres second book is a far cry from the cute and charismatic characters of the Great Grocery Getaway. This second set of stories is filled with the filthiest and foulest flock of friends the universe has ever known. Immerse yourself in their icky adventures if you dare, although this author abolishes himself of absolute responsibility regarding your reactions or any fart future actions.
Happy farting, I mean reading, my friends.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Nov 17, 2015
• ISBN: 9781503590007

Ramir Quintana

I live in Irvine, California, where I enjoy my six grandchildren and two sons. I had a very loving Christian childhood, which gave me the strength to endure many situations in life! I have always wanted to share this story and reach out to others like myself who have endured such cruelty from those whose desire is to break our spirits.

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Copyright © 2015 by Dan Sylvestre. 703135

ISBN:   Softcover      978-1-5035-8999-5

           EBook            978-1-5035-9000-7

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Rev. date: 11/12/2015

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Contents

1

Fart Hugs for Everyone

2

Volcano Freshener

3

Pudding Pancakes

4

Ogre’s Diarrhea Delight

5

The Dangerous Dream Demon of Dung

This book is

dedicated to all my stinky nephews and nieces. You know that you guys and gals are the smelliest kids ever and that always will be, infinity.

Love Awesome Uncle Dan.

The Adventures of Captain Stinky Pants

And Junkyard Johnny

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Fart Hugs for Everyone

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Fart Hugs for Everyone

Johnny and Connor were just hanging out one morning in the junkyard, relaxing and enjoying a day off from crime fighting and protecting the universe. It was like any other stinky morning.

FFFAAARRRTTT!!!

Pee-you Connor, you stink!

No, you stink Johnny. You’re so stinky that when you fart it melts a hole in your chair!

"Ya well, you smell so horrible that your filthy stench causes the molecules and atoms

in the couch to separate and …" Johnny’s scientific insult was interrupted