Don’T Let Mom See This: The Poetry and Musings Of: Hsu Doh Nymh

By Hsu Doh Nymh

For you from Hsu.
Reflections on behavior, emotions and attitudes are in this book.

But wait, theres more:
Observations on social trends from sex to political power in America. The author lets more hang out than in his first book, hence the title.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Sep 29, 2012
• ISBN: 9781479718399

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CONTENTS

GIRLS AT WORK

SEXUAL BATTERY

SEXUAL TRENDS

NO MO PO FO YO

THE SORT: REGULAR AND SPECIAL

NOW THAT WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT

WHY NOT JUDGEMENT?

I SURE DO MISS THAT FEELING

MEMO TO STAFF

OUTRAGEOUS

EVERYBODY WANTS HER

LIKE ME, WANT ME, LOVE ME, WORSHIP ME

TWO SOLDIERS LEFT IN MY ARMY

DON’T COME NEAR ME UNLESS YOU GOT THE GOODS

FIVE BARS IN ONE NIGHT

CELIBATE AND LOVING IT

WHY THE BIG SECRET?

LOOK

PRINCESS

POOR JERK

WHO DUMPS A HOTTIE LIKE ME

NOMADS

HUGS

WHEN PEACHES ARE RIPE

AT THEIR PRIME

IF I’M SICK LONG ENOUGH IT MAKES ME INSANE

BRAINIAC CHIP

HOLY SHIT! THEY’RE THE ONES WHO THINK SEX IS DIRTY!!

I ASPIRE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS

LAST ACT

YES, I GET PISSY

IT WAS FUCKIN’ WEIRD MAN

SHOWBIZ

VOICE OF THE DJEMBE

SHE’S GOTTA HAVE IT

HUNGER

WOO HOOOOO!!!!! . . . . WE’RE GOIN TO LAS VEGAS!!!!

HOW BRITNEY WENT CLANG CLANG

VERBAL STRIP POKER

THINK ABOUT IT: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 72 VIRGINS

CASUAL SEX

SUPPORT THE ASPCSC

A MAN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PENIS

SHE’S BEEN IN HAWAII AND HAWAII’S BEEN IN HER

CHOCOWHAT?

FUCKIN DIGNITY

MARILYN MONFUCKINGROE

ALL THE WOMEN ON WHOM I LOOK FAVORABLY FAVOR SOMEBODY ELSE

THE BIGGEST JOKE, EVER

TITS HAVE SLIPPED

SO WHAT IS IT ABOUT HANNA?

STRONG FINISHERS

NEAT SAYINGS

CUTE COWBOYGIRL

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN TRAPPED IN ALASKA FOR TWO MONTHS

LOVE WITHOUT ROMANCE

TRUTH IS THE BEST

THE OTHER COP IN THE CAR

WHY YOU CAN’T FIND THE MAN

THE LIKE LETTER

MONICA

A PANOPLY OF PULCHRITUDE

GINA

KRYSTAL

LAS VEGAS, THE BIG BUST

WE WERE MADE TO HUDDLE

ALPHA CLUB

LIBERTINE

HER M.O.

MONIQUE DOES CHICAGO

THE COFFEE SHOP

ON THE JOB

DISQUIET

MAMBO IS COURTSHIP

IT’S GOOD TO BE BEAUTIFUL

EMANCIPATION

SHE DOES NOT LIKE MY STUFF

THE FASTEST GROWING PLACE IN THE USA

MY IMAGINATION IS KILLING ME

TRYING TO LIKE HER LESS

INSCRUTABLE AND UNSCREWABLE

DALMATINKA

LOVE MESSAGE #2 FROM BWANA

DID YOU SAY INSECTS? OR INCEST

THE QUEEN WANTS DRONES AND SERVANTS

ANALYSIS OF PROBABLE UTILITY OF THE POST-PUBESCENT BUT STILL YOUNG FEMALE

MONICA REALLY GETS ME

BREAKING FREE

DID I REALLY SEE THOSE THINGS IN HER OR DID I IMAGINE THEM?

IT MUST HAVE SNUCK UP IN THE NIGHT

THE MAX

BUNGLED

DEAR WOMEN

WHEN I’M 90 AND YOU’RE 27

THE HAREM

ANGELA

ROY ROGERS’ LITTLE GIRL, KELLY

TWOFER

CHERYL’S IMPACT

WHERE ELSE

GO BABY

HOW WILL IT BE WHEN SHE GOES

WHY AM I FEELING SO SHITTY

THE MAIN THING IS TO AVOID SIN

WHO’S NOT GONNA LOVE THEM

DIDN’T KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD MISS HER

THAT FEELING

STOOD UP

WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE

I AM COMPELLED TO INTERVIEW HER

WHAT I’M GONNA MISS

FREE PASS PARTY

THE CHILE PEPPER

MARGARET

MEGAN

MY INVENTION

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE

THREE OF THE PEOPLE I PLAN TO OUTLIVE: TED KENNEDY

FIDEL CASTRO

BARNEY FRANK

INGENUE

SHTICK #1 SLOGANS VIAGRA… .

THIS IS WHERE I LIVE

WITCH

APPROVAL GRANTED

SHE OPENS UP WITH ME

FAVORITE

POOR BASTARD

THE GODS

DOCTOR FEELGOOD

NOW THAT I DON’T HAVE THE PROBLEM, I’VE GOT A PROBLEM

SEPARATING SEX AND ART APPRECIATION

HOW DARE YOU NOT LOVE ME

SNOOTY IS IN

THE MAN WHO MISSED HIS FAVORITE

NICE CHRISTMAS

SISTER WIVES

YOU ARE NOT OF VALUE TO ME…

MOVIE PLOT

JUST ANOTHER JAKE

PARTNERSHIP

TOUGH LOVE

NO SOUP FOR YOU

THE SMILE AND THE LASH

IT WORKS

THE ESSENCE

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

BEING IN LOVE

EVERY MONTH ONE OF THE WORLD’S LANGUAGES DIES OUT

STOOP CITY

SMILING MY ASS OFF

LOVE FAT

FRIENDLY AND OPEN AND SMART

WOUNDED

CAPITAL

WHEN GIRLS TOUCH YOUR HAIR

YOUR PAL

THE CANYON

WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR

MEASURING

LESS VISIBLE IN THE DARK

IN CASE OF SEIZURE

IF OBAMA WINS BIG

CHANGE

BROTHERHOOD

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THEN YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT

THE COMPETITION

NOMADS

MUSIC IS DRAWING US APART

ASHAMED TO CRY

ME? OR THEM

GONNA SEE MAH HONEY

CELL CALL

MY FATHER’S ASHES

BEING JESUS

SHE’S BLOWN A GASKET

LOSS

THE BITCH WHO LOVED ME

ON YOU AN IMPERFECTION LOOKS GOOD

SUPERWOMAN: THE BEGINNING

COMING UP ROSES

SURROUNDED

SMART

GUESS WHO

LADY BEHIND A CURTAIN

DOSING ERROR

TECHNO

THE FEELING LIKE WHEN YOUR DOG DIED

LOVED BY ARTISTS

GLUTTON OR SCIENTIST

DANCING

THAT’S HOW THEY MAKE LOVE

SOCIALIST OR LIBERTARIAN MATING

NEXT BEST THING

JUST HAPPENED TO NOTICE:

ORIGINAL SIN

EXPLOITER? OR JOHN

MY PHILOSOPHY

THAT FEELING

THERE’S SOMETHING I LEARNED

THE MYSTERY OF MILA

FRESH ’N EASY SUPERMARKET ON 7TH STREET

I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT THIS WAY

SHE WAS MOVED TO SAY WHAT SHE BELIEVED

OUR HEROES

A WORKABLE PATH TO POWER

PIRACY FOR GOODNESS SAKE

THE JIHAD WAS YESTERDAY

I DON’T KNOW WHY I ATTACHED SUCH IMPORTANCE TO THIS PIECE OF MEAT

THE KID AND THE SHOEMAKER

HERE’S WHY WE WILL WIN

NEXT BEST THING

PREPAREDNESS

RYAN IS A NATURAL TEA PARTY CONSERVATIVE AND DOESN’T KNOW IT

NOBODY IS DYING TO SEE ME

COMMUNICANT

SILKEN

CAUTION HIGHLY ADDICTIVE

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

NEARING SANITY, THEN BODHI, MAYBE

ANTAGONISM

NOW I KNOW THERE IS A GOOD GOD OR NASTY LITTLE PRICK

TENNIS

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

SORRY YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT

ROUNDING THIRD

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENABLE?

NERDS ARE MOVING UP

SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO

PRIMITIVE

WHAT IF

LET’S TAKE THESE SON OF A BITCHES OUT

A BLOW FROM ABOVE

BATTING ZERO

A LIE FOR THE DISENABLED

THE OCCUPATION OF WALL STREET

MISQUOTING HERMAN CAIN

INSTANT VIEW APARTMENTS

THE ULTIMATE UNDERSTANDING

WOMEN

A GLOW ON THE HORIZON

LAUNCHED

TOWERING

AT V&A AFTER A MAN ONSTAGE SAID WHAT HE SAID

DOING MY JOB

GIRLS AT WORK

I like fat pretty girls

but they’re distracting

so I hire ugly skinny girls

get more work done

SEXUAL BATTERY

sexual battery is an actual battery

could be as low as 11 microvolts up to 1274 megavolts

14 year-olds use the low voltage one

SEXUAL TRENDS

all you got to do is look at what’s there:

some will stay monogamous

exclusivity will diminish in favor of the coterie.

some will have an open-sex subculture

good or bad?

lots of clear reasons for bad.

only one theory for good

it feels natural

it’s the way of the wolves

the tribe

we’re drifting that way

might as well see it

NO MO PO FO YO

reject my poetry

withhold yours

create a cool friendship

if that’s what you wish

August 1, 2007

THE SORT: REGULAR AND SPECIAL

regular people look around nearby

that’s because