“Scientific” Theories That Are Offal

By Carolyn Franklin M.A.

How can someone say, “At the beginning of time, this or that happened...”? and even be relatively certain it’s accurate?

They can’t.

When did time “begin”?

Unless you were there - at the beginning of time - you don’t know, you can’t know and, the possibility, the probability, is, that you never will know.

So we make up theories, reasons, possibilities or probabilities of the theory - at times contriving data - so our “proof” holds water.

You can do the same thing with Depends.

All too often theories are offal, no logic involved, just visceral strain.

And what difference does it make today?

Are we living happily ever after?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Carolyn Franklin M.A.
• Release date: Aug 23, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005573867

Carolyn Franklin M.A.

M. A. Communication StudiesM. A. EducationB. A. Psychology30 years voice training (San Francisco Opera)Voice/Speech improvement CoachContact Carolyn - [e-mail]

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Table of Contents

SCIENTIFIC THEORIES THAT ARE OFFAL

SCIENTIFIC THEORIES

VARIOUS OFFAL THEORIES

AQUATIC SEA MAMMAL THEORY

HOMO SAPIENS STUDY OF THROWING

WE ARE DESCENDANTS FROM ONE MAN THEORY

THE EVOLVING BRAIN THEORY

OUT OF AFRICA THEORY

INTO CHINA THEORY

PANGAEA - THE EARTH IS ONE UNIT

BIG BANG THEORY

THE WORLD IS FLAT THEORY

THE HORSE-INTELLIGENCE THEORY

THE BIBLE STORY

WHY SO MUCH VARIETY IN HUMANS?

GIANTS AMONG US

THE END TIMES THEORY

ADAM THEORY - FIRST MAN

THE FIRST RULE OF SHOW BUSINESS THEORY

GOOD VS EVIL THEORY

HUMANS ARE BORN EVIL THEORY

THEORY OF RELIGION

THE FIRST MAN

THEORIES VS FACTS - MIRACLES

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PUBLICATIONS BY CAROLYN FRANKLIN M. A.

How can someone say something like, Since the beginning of time, this or that happened and…? and be certain it’s accurate?

They can’t.

When did time begin?

Unless you were there - at the beginning of time - you don’t know, you can’t know and, the possibility, the probability, is, that you never will know.

And what difference does it make today?

SCIENTIFIC THEORIES

Scientific theories go something like,

"It is possible, perhaps it’s possible, the probability is…, we theorize that…, according to data, the possibility, probability is ….

According to research by Drs. Emehnschultz, Feldenstern, Wickenfield, et al, there is a probability of the earth being in existence 300 macronic zecrons and 20 minutes ago…"

And, they’re serious.

I understand curiosity, but there’s a limit to credibility.

We cannot disprove theories nor attempt to always explain nor clarify them. I am questioning the theories’ common senselessness, their improbable results, the impractical conclusions, the dances that step on their own toes…

I hope to show the improbability of theories that attempt to explain complex events that probably never occurred. They are impossible.

VARIOUS OFFAL THEORIES

One persistent theory, to date, probably the most popular, is that humans evolved from primates, apes, gorillas, and monkeys.

And, the reason for this theory is that we all walk on our hind legs and have hands and a thumb. Humans also have a tail bone which is residue from our (re)prehensile tails.

But, there is one snag that precludes, perhaps - totally - invalidates, the ape theory.

This snag obliterates all further scientific pursuits. It already invalidates a study before the aha! can be formed.

Humans have a subcutaneous layer of fat and primates do not.

Why?

Why do humans have a layer of fat and primates do not?

Obviously, humans need it and primates do not.

Mother Nature does not waste a thing. Every thing in every thing has a purpose.

Let’s examine why we