How to Train Your Pet Husband and Tame your Shrew Wife?

By Conrad Noronha

 

How to train your pet husband and Tame your Shrew Wife? It is a series of lessons to help wives understand their husbands, and applicable for men to understand wives.

Most, failures in marriages are merely misunderstandings. You did not understand him, and he did not understand you. This dysfunctionality is normally from our childhood and upbringing, easily understood when we sit in prayer and meditation away from self. 

There is hope in your marriage, but you have to understand how he thinks, he is not your girlfriend, but your companion. Men are cavemen in a suit, conquering and pursuits are his goals. By the way, ladies, you are one of his trophies. He conquered you, now you have to conquer him because you are basically smarter than him. Men are so dumb in family and love matters.

The wife can become the glue in his life and solidify the world around the marriage. The power is in the woman's hand, she is the driving force behind every hind every successful man is a woman. So, understand him and your priorities. Get your priorities right, and everything else will fall into place. 

The marriage works in this manner, you only need to understand these universal principles and success is yours. You will live happily ever after like your parents or grandparents. Break that curse in your life and claim victories in your family life, by right-thinking, which leads to the right decision and finally right living.   

• Language: English
• Publisher: Noronha Press
• Release date: Jul 14, 2021
• ISBN: 9798201643089

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How to Train

your

Pet Husband

and

Tame Your Shrew Wife?

Secrets to Marriage with some Satirical humor so that Wives and Husbands dont kill each other

Conrad Noronha

How to Train your Pet Husband and Tame your Shrew Wife? © 2022 by Conrad Noronha. All Rights Reserved.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review. 

Cover designed by Conrad Noronha

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. 

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First Printing: January 2022

CONTENTS

Introduction 4

Chapter 1 5

Husband equals Alien 5

Chapter 2 Wired to love Chapter 3 20

He will trust you like a... 20

Chapter 4 Cleave (Cling) to the Alien 25

Chapter 5 31

Heart and Sex 31

Chapter 6 35

Meditation and Faith 35

Chapter 7 42

Trust 42

Chapter 8 45

Lost consciousness 45

Chapter 9 49

Tame your Shrew Wife 49

Chapter 10 53

Laugh your way to happiness 53

Chapter 11 55

Conclusion 55

Authors Profile 56

Books Written 57

NORONHA PRESS 58

Charity we support 59

Affiliates 

Introduction

SO YOU ARE FRUSTRATED in your marriage, because you are trying to understand why nuptials are so difficult. This book is trying to solve the greatest mystery, Men, Women and Marriage!!. We endeavor to unpack this mystery for you. Why spend a lifetime learning about the male and female hazards, just pick up this book and let it unravel the mystery and build your experience on it.

The principles of the Universe are revealed here, to help the reader understand the uphill battles in their marriages. This book is for women to train their husbands and men to tame their wives in a good way. The reader who is serious about changing their marriage will be victorious, but application of truths and principles are essential. Being the best wife and husband takes training and putting your best foot forward, doing your foremost.

The truth about your husband's heart: hubby. Truth about a peaceful demeanor: The principle about sex, lust and love: The principle of valuing your spouse: The principle of being other person focused: The principle of consciousness:

Truth women are smarter than men in home and love: The principle of trust: The principle of meditation and prayer: The principle about honoring your words: The principle of cleaving: The principle of right believing: Principles and truths about your priorities:  Principle of forgiveness: Principle of humility and faith:

This book is valuable for people who are willing to do the necessary to make the changes. Grasp the content, read it over and over until it is a program in your brain, and I promise success. But you will have to fight yourself and the insecurity within you that will try to stop your happiness. Victory comes to those who look outward and willing to deny self.

Conrad Noronha

Chapter 1

Husband equals Alien

Darling, you chose to marry your man, hunk, and you dreamed that it would always be a honeymoon. But, after many moons and tears, you realized that there was no honey and your man turned out to be a stranger... At times, you wonder Which planet did he come from, where did I pick this specimen from?

Well, baby you saw him, and you loved him, it’s difficult to get rid of him, so make a decision to train him. Finding another love interest will not solve your problem, for your dysfunctionality will only follow you into the next relationship. The television series Desperate Housewives is not a reality, it's cute acting and a figment of somebody’s creative mind, laughable entertainment only.

Rather, train your husband, it’s simple, it's like training a dog, you have to be patient. Keep on reading and realize that there is only one intelligent person in your marriage, and it is not your husband. Don't assume his brainworks and treat him like an overgrown kid whose intellect is the size of a pea when it comes to women and children issues.

Treat him like an adolescent and don’t assume he knows anything. The mistake women make is to think that their husband is equipped to deal with married and family life. He was not thinking, rather his little brother was thinking. Because he thought of the unlimited sex and that all things will work out. He did not realize that in this love partnership, he has to contribute to the relationship to make it work.

He is as dumb as a box of rocks. So in your seasons of frustration and eye rolling, instead of living in an exasperated world created by yourself, (Yes you created it), give him a baby nipple. You will save yourself lots of grief, and not kill him with your words or worse your hands.

Wives exclaim Oh, he should know what I want, he can’t be that dumb right?,

Darling, he doesn’t know anything, remember he is an alien and in need of training. The first five years of marriage are known as the honeymoon period. Thereafter, everything goes downhill, and it gets worse. The pressure and anxiety of life hits the relationship and the  couple  gets unglued.

Today, forget everything you have learned about men and relationships. I will share universal principles that are guaranteed to work provided you follow the process and don't allow your big ego to be the stumbling block (Because only one ego is allowed per marriage, you can't have two egos because they will clash).

Stop overthinking about your husband’s behavior