The Naughty Dog Joke Book
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Groan – Smile – Help dogs!
NEED A GIFT FOR DAD? HERE IT IS!
The Naughty Dog Joke Book is
— Filled with 60 pages of gathered groan-worthy dad jokes, puns, and word plays, many comically classic – maybe you've heard some of them before, so share them with your flair!
— Home to 28 original cartoon dog art illustrations in living color and never before published.
— An easy-to-read and share collection inspired by dads to give everyone lighthearted moments—which we all need!
This little book creates a triple bottom line of happiness.
— The book tickles your funny bone.
— It is visually pleasing to the eye and stimulating to the brain because of the original cartoon dog art of Rick Gardner—in full impressive color! Guaranteed to make you smile or say awww!
— On top of that, this book serves as a fundraiser for 10 rescues and shelters. It is a win-win-win triple bottom line!
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The Naughty Dog Joke Book - Binky and Bell
The Naughty Dog
Joke Book
THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION
OF DAD JOKES, PUNS, AND
CARTOON DOG ART
by Binky and Bell
Dedicated to my parents,
Chuck and Sally Gardner,
two of the most generous, loving, and
funny people I have ever known.
— Rick
The Naughty Dog Joke Book
Copyright © 2021 Binky and Bell
None of the jokes included here are original. They have been shared with us by friends, family, followers, and various public posts on social media. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. Permission requests should be sent to rick@binkyandbell.com.
The illustrations contained within this book are copyrighted by Binky and Bell and are not to be shared or reproduced without written permission.
Printed in the United States of America
ISBN 978-1-946425-89-8
Book Design by CSinclaire Write-Design
Cover Design/Graphic Art by Eilish Boyd
Illustrations © by Binky and Bell
Welcome to the Naughty Dog Joke Book!
Thank you for supporting homeless pets through your purchase of this book. Binky and Bell’s mission is to support these pets through rescue groups, shelters, and other nonprofits by the sales of our artwork and other fundraising endeavors. Our goals are to help every pet find their forever home and to share the love and joy of these animals through our art. Sale of this book helps support them. More details can be found in the book’s appendix.
One of our goals is to capture some of the warmth, joy, and happiness that owning a dog or any pet can bring into your life. We attempt to do this with both humor and our artwork. Working on this book has made us happy. Laughing at bad jokes, groaning, and selecting some of our favorite dog art by Binky and Bell to include was a bonus.
None of the jokes included here are original. They have been shared with us by friends, family, followers, and various public posts on social media.
The illustrations contained within this book are copyrighted by Binky and Bell and are not to be shared or reproduced without written permission.
The world can be both a beautiful and an ugly place. Our hope is that you enjoy these jokes and they create a ray of sunshine and happiness in your day. Enjoy!
— Rick Gardner
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