Homegrown and Handpicked: A Year in a Gardening Life
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Awarded Second Place—Nonfiction Books for Adults—Humor by the Woman's Press Club of Indiana, 2019 Communications Contest
“Professionally dirty clothes,” “The MulchMobile,” “The Gardener’s Handshake,” “Thanksgiving Conversation Starters for Gardeners,&rdqu
Carol J. Michel
Carol J. Michel is the award-winning author of a trilogy of gardening humor books and one children's book. As the holder of degrees in both horticulture and computer technology, she spent over three decades making a living in healthcare IT while making a life in her garden. Her awards have come from several organizations, including GardenComm: Garden Communicators International; National Federation of Press Women; and National Society of Newspaper Columnists. Michel is the keeper of the world's largest hoe collection, and her library is a sanctuary for old gardening books. She currently gardens in Indiana, at a place she calls May Dreams Gardens. For more information, visit her website, www.caroljmichel.com and her long-standing garden blog, www.maydreamsgardens.com.
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Homegrown and Handpicked - Carol J. Michel
Happy New Year, Gardeners
The first day of January isn’t the beginning of my gardening season. Yet when the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve, I still end up with a long list of resolutions geared toward improving my gardening life.
If I resolve to lose weight and get in better shape, it is so that when I go out to mow the lawn for the first time in the spring, I can mow both the front and back lawns without stopping to take a nap halfway through.
If I resolve to read more, I start with a big stack of gardening books.
If I resolve to eat better, I grab a seed catalog to find out what I can grow that will help me improve my diet.
I have a standard list of actual gardening resolutions I bring out every year. They are like those plants we try to grow over and over. Even though we know we aren’t likely to keep those plants alive for long, we seem compelled to try to grow them again anyway. I try to succeed with these gardening resolutions even though I know I might fail before the spring thaw.
Every year, I resolve that I will not buy any more plants unless I know exactly where I will put them in my garden. This resolution usually lasts until the first trip to the garden center in the spring. But lately, with so many options to buy plants online, I sometimes overachieve in breaking this resolution, smashing it by late January.
I also resolve that I will immediately plant every plant I buy and not allow a plastic pot jungle to languish all summer on my back patio. Then every fall, I rush around before the first snowfall to shut down that year’s jungle by putting every plant in its forever home. It would be shameful for a new jungle to spring up so quickly. But then it happens. By Memorial Day, the Garden of Waiting in Plastic Pots is taking up half of the patio. Plants are languishing in their hot, plastic pots with their branches leaning toward the garden, wondering when they’ll get planted.
I look out over the frosted weeds in the garden in January and immediately resolve to weed more often and more regularly so that the weeds don’t take over the garden again. When snow covers my garden in the middle of winter, this is an easy resolution to make and keep for at least six weeks if not two months. What an achievement! Then the garden begins to thaw out and right on cue, never missing a moment of opportunity, the early spring weeds sprout up and take advantage of the first warm rays of sunshine. When I see the number of weeds and notice how vigorous they are, I sigh and change my annual weeding resolution to I’ll try.
I’m so good with gardening resolutions that I even resolve to accept responsibility myself and not blame the garden fairies for every little thing that seems amiss in the garden. I resolve to accept responsibility for lost tools and missing left-handed gardening gloves. Of course I will accept responsibility. Later, when I realize it is convenient to blame the garden fairies when yet another gardening knife goes missing, I drop this resolution from the list.
My best gardening resolution is my promise to myself that every time I step out into my garden, I will pause at least once to enjoy the entire garden before the sun sets. Now that’s a resolution I think I can keep.
Chapter 2
The Joy of Gardening in Your Second Half-Century
The passage of time. No one escapes it and no one should mind facing it—compared to the alternative. Yet there is nothing like the major holidays at the end of the year and a looming winter birthday to remind me that time flies and the passage of time is affecting my gardening. Once I hit 50 years old, I started to think about gardening differently than I did in my younger days.
After age 50, the point-and-tell-the-man-where-to-dig method seemed like a better way to dig holes than the digging-the-holes-yourself technique. Of course, the ideal situation is to have a lovely garden by the time you turn 50 so it doesn’t require a lot of digging to keep it going. Since that isn’t always the case, asking for help is a brilliant idea. The same holds true if you have to spread a lot of mulch or dig up a yard of sod. Point and tell the man where to dig. Save yourself for the important task of dragging a chair around to various parts of the garden to figure out the best spot, perhaps in dappled shade, for sitting and viewing the garden.
By the age of 50, I had spent so much time with my hands in the dirt that before I shook hands with someone, I automatically clapped my palms together to knock the dirt off, and then in one swift, stealthlike maneuver, I wiped my hands across my backside to make sure the dirt was really off them. I’m sure no one noticed. This is the universal gardener’s handshake: clap, clap, clap, wipe, and extend a hand to shake. I’ll admit if this handshake becomes a habit it can be a little embarrassing to do it someplace like in church, unless you went straight from the garden to church or have been helping in the church garden.
Around age 50, I realized the best time to plant trees was 20, 30, or more years ago. Then I would have had a good chance of enjoying them when both of us, me and the trees, were in our prime. The other best time to plant a tree, at least around my temperate garden, is in the fall. If fall planting isn’t possible, then planting in the spring is acceptable. The main thing is to plant a tree wherever you have a good spot for one. Don’t dither around about doing it because waiting one or two or more years will only lessen your future enjoyment of the tree.
What else did I learn as a gardener by the time I turned 50? I figured out all the best methods of medicating myself for aches and pains after a day in the garden. We all have our favorites. I also learned, though, that keeping myself in good shape is as good a medicine as any, along with drinking lots of water and asking or begging someone else to do the heavy lifting and digging.
I more fully appreciated a few ingenious inventions when I hit 50. I got excited about having a good magnifying glass, one I can hang from a cord around my neck to keep it within