As for Me and My Century
By Refried Bean
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Happy Groundhog's Day, everyone. This book is a tell-all journey to the frontiers of rudeness, reminiscent of why some people don't appreciate a free ticket to Shropshire.
Refried Bean
Refried Bean is from Greenville, SC. Refried worked in a bookstore for twelve years and has an M.F.A. in Writing from Vermont College of Fine Arts. Refried now lives in the Bronx near a Stop and Shop.
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As for Me and My Century - Refried Bean
Contents
Inaugural Poem II
New Years Resolutions
The History of Ultimate Galactic Wars
Poems
3 More Poems
Above all else
The Gospel
If You Don't Know What This Means
Diet For The New Continuum
Poem
Jeopardy Faggot Crap
Home Poems
FBI Poem
Theology Treatise
Whitey and the Man
Museum Writing
Comedy Routine in Progress
Place Prompt
As For Me and My Century
Where’s the cash
Thank You For Calling CVS Pharmacy
A Time Travel Story
This is Art
Dear Self
Create a Utopia
Happy Groundhog's Day
Judgement Day Case Management
Whiteness versus Witness
Nation vs. Discrimination
Peace Mission
Food Ministry Paper
Link and Chart
That We Would Be Called Children of God
All the Jews will be Saved
This is Why I am Catholic
Eternal York T-shirt
A Very Indulgent Culture
Bible Study
Things That Make Me Feel Cross
Combined Blog Posts
Why I Am Sometimes Genuinely Not Grateful
Abusing by Refusing
Racism Pie Chart
Way To Go, Everyone!
Complex Trauma
God probably doesn't love Joe Biden
Political Racism
Violence is Violence
Channeling Self Harm
Now Things Can Go Back To Normal
Shock and Dismay
Facing Reality
Idea for Facebook
Shark Attack
Trending
The Wages of Unfair Wages
Fighting the System When You Are the System
When to Sort Things Out
The Green Blob
By the Time Anyone Reads This I Will Be Drinking Coffee
A Reading from the Cheese-o-meter
A Very Dave Thanksgiving
Happy Day After Groundhog's Day
Gallbladder Mascot
Young Life Essay
PP63
Inaugural Poem II
Obama is my favorite president.
i think they should rename Alabama
Alobama.
obama gave us a health care bill
the other presidents just made us ill.
abraham lincoln wasnt that bad.
james madison did not make me too mad.
but some presidents say words like pre-existing conditions,
when really the goal should have been reparitions
That is why I am voting for bernie
to take all the cash that the rich people earnie.
New Years Resolutions
i have a problem wasting food
and doing bad too much.
I waste the cheese and then the cream
and then the such and such.
but there is proof that i am not
as bad as it all sounds
i can't have wasted everything
to be 200 pounds.
The History of Ultimate Galactic Wars
I am going to reach for the stars with this poem.
The literal stars in recently discovered galaxy G657,
a spiral galaxy with blue and bright nebulas,
which also have some planets.
On one of the planets
a nice being named Sunfonaloo is writing a poem
similar to this one.
She is saying that she will also reach for the stars
and write about someone named me writing this poem.
Sunfonaloo, how are you doing today.
Sunfonaloo: In our culture we don't interupt people
when they are writing poems.
Well I apologize, Sunny, next time I'll send a missile.
Sunny's people are now preparing to attack planet earth.
But we will be gone by then,
already migrated to a certain planet in Galaxy 657,
and we will have changed our names to things like
Sunfonaloo. Sunfonaloo, how did your poem turn out?
Sunfonaloo: Well I just copied one I wrote on earth
a long time ago when I lived there.
It was a poem about reaching for the stars.
Oh how nice, Sunny, it seems that you copied me.
That is why we plotted to destroy your planet
and you guys defended yourselves by attacking us
so we migrated to your galaxy and then
it turns out that it was us all along.
Who are you going to blame now Sunny.
Sunny you should try not to bother anyone next time
and just write a nice little poem like this.
Poem
what if you went to
A mock Christmas party
Where everyone ate cookies and punch
Sarcastically
Poem
Stores should make video cameras
that are also guns
Poem
What if you named your pet guinea pig
grandmother
Poem
Philosophy club
What if God is playing God.
bad mothers
When life is
Like an obstacle course
Slightly misaligned
So you always get the opposite of what you work for
Ten o’clock chicken stock
If I ever work in a hospital
I am going to fall down every day for attention
Above all else
Our hearts are lands under seige.
Whose side will we take
When someone is in torment,
Or just bad.
Would we not want to be a battle hero
Shielding someone
From an army of spears?
To Spare a spear
Spear the spares
Spur the spire.
the gospel
God died
And we found out
We are included in his will
the aggressive community
Of intellectual challenge
It actually is both things.
I have to play stupid to talk to you
And I genuinely don’t understand
Because you’re an idiot
my Indian name:
Not thankful enough for vegetables
If you don't know what this means
pen name: sour grapes
diagnosis: racism
It's an interesting narrative that almost makes as much sense as any one of my hundred stories that tell the truth instead.
No one is saying the thing I am keeping to myself except maybe it is a key factor in my own vision and acceptance of the persecution.
To turn in my overlapping economies, a dearest discovery exchanged for one world where it's all cash, all blessings, and the most outrageous insult, the intolerable injustice of a third lost chunk of transcendent life and ultimate contribution is really unmerely the most exquisite gun metal dice set available to a post corruption immortal like myself, and an indestructible treasure that can and will be rolled to allow for an extra turn in heaven's game with a route through the mountains of corporation freedom joke world fifty five. What does this mean. What am I talking about. You don't spend your life working for the benefit of the people just to have some weasel swindle the world with a false paycheck or a whip or video, or a bathroom monitor reminiscent of the wrong song dead fire zapper.
When no weapon formed means all weapons formed, then someone has a problem, and I wont be a fool to assume no dice, no lice, thanks gice.
diet for the new continuum
taking a turn for the radical
doing some work for sabbatical
this is a rhyme that chose to stay
and be a part of quite a day
when all my innards cramped within
to say they know where food has been.
but i am doing fine right now
and ate some beans and rice and cow.
next time be more calm and nice.
and drink some water with your ice.
poem
you dont have to concede, you dont have to secede.
you dont have to exceed, you dont have to expel or repel.
you can just be a presbyterian.
it sounds complicated but that is so it will be a surprise
when you find out you dont have to do anything.
like not even clean your apartment
do dishes
care about anyone
or stop the inappropriate fixation on mice and rodents
which might have been the secret all along anyway.
God is saying to everyone
I told you not to squawk wrong
or say you don't want a birthday present on halloween.
I will think of something to say, too,
like how am i and how are you.
now i say the code once more
thats 5168234.
it unlocks a building near
down the street on second pier.
there are treasures, food and ham
unless i'm joking which I am.
Jeopardy Faggot Crap
blue nazis raping christian teens.
that is what everyone is paying for.
green slime from the new york times
delivered to your doorstep.
you share an ad on facebook
but they change it to something else
when it posts,
just to show who's in charge:
the noids from dominoes pizza.
i knew when i saw them on tv as a kid
and that is why i added some parables to the bible.
the one about winning plinko
on price is right,
spinning the wheel,
one dollar,
the showcase showdown.
winning it all
as long as you promise not to hell.
What makes a home a home
A home is a home when the rooms are not clean,
When walls have some dents and the window’s unseen,
The carpet has splatters and tables are filled
When messes are everywhere-- stuff is all spilled.
I’ll say what I’ll say without being constricted,
A home’s most a home once we all get evicted.
My apartment
Moldy soup, mice, half eaten candy on the floor,
If I write a poem about my apartment,
It