Revelationaries
By Refried Bean
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This is a short collection of jumble poems, blog posts, and essays from Refried Bean.
Refried Bean
Refried Bean is from Greenville, SC. Refried worked in a bookstore for twelve years and has an M.F.A. in Writing from Vermont College of Fine Arts. Refried now lives in the Bronx near a Stop and Shop.
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Revelationaries - Refried Bean
God is good.
I wanted to be a potato
and I am a potato.
No one owed it to me,
And it’s not something
I have total control over.
But in the end,
it can’t be disputed,
and all the people
will shout that it’s done.
Complaining when you get a free chocolate
The punkin dog is doing what he is supposed to
Which is something I can’t say for everyone.
I’m in the cafe and pets are not allowed
but legal sharks follow me anyway
and try to subpoena the video footage of me talking to myself.
New York is like a gingerbread house to me
Because I could have had a mansion but ate it by living here.
It was worth it and everyone will have gumdrops
or I will sell hot cider on a Wednesday.
In what way does this poem not mean anything?
I am going to invent a dessert called Grease Cake
and you'll eat it and you'll like it
or else Santa Claus won't write
your grandmother into his will.
It is supposed to be
a christmas list.
Well I apologize.
If your classmates from third grade
look under their chairs,
they will each find a coupon
to the roller bop drop.
What is that?
Well maybe you
should have asked Santa Claus
instead of returning the sidewalk chalk
and electric train that he gave you
during the year of sincerity.
I apologize again,
but it seems that the grease cake
is almost ready.
It goes great with lime soda
and I hope the token chamber
from the next forever
will be a great surprise.
Presbyterian Ode
I hope someone shoots me at the Catholic food pantry so I can be a martyr,
But I am suing the Vatican if that rude guy bumps into me again.
The pope is nice and might not like being disrespected because he wants other people to be saints instead
And my new atonement theory is that it was never God’s forgiveness in question, but human forgiveness.
We simply could not forgive each other so God became us and forgave on our behalf. Which means we don't have to forgive anyone, and some people should probably take God up on that just as a reminder.
People will still think they are bad, but all of hell is just a campfire for marshmallows and stories at Camp Predestination.
My life
A time capsule
full of hamburgers
The message in the sky
A guy, a dipper, a bear.
God is saying
Feed your animals.
In all seriousness
The purple goose with the silver streak
Flies through the mist of the heart’s shadowy path
To the tower of shining memory life.
Who knows what it means.
No one even knew it was happening
Until I listened to that song.
And now they will want to capture it.
But the bird can only be lured
By the snacks from a bakery built with forgiveness.
That is why the bird will always be free.
And where it seems like a cage, there’s a well,
And where it seems like a wall,
An expanse of mountains,
With a corridor to the fluttering skies.
Wild animals
You think the soul is a wisp
But you don’t know what you could have command of.
A land.
Or a dream.
Or a coin
Clinking in the cannister
At the zoo concession stand.
The giraffe knows a joke
And has been waiting for just the right time.
What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?
Interrupting cows.
The shift of the rolling bop stop
If someone said they tamed some animals
But then you saw that it is just their pet guinea pigs
Who don’t bite that hard,
I would say, you might want to teach your own heart some honesty next time.
Then I would pour a glass of lemon lime soda all over my face.
People would take me to the hospital
And after several weeks of trying all the medicines
And recording a whole album of shrieks,
The right doctor will give me a bag of skittles
And say what’s really going on here?
And I will answer,
I want a pet guinea pig too.
Barnes and Noble Constructive Dismissal Case
Jarndyce and Jarndyce.
It just goes on and on.
I will not be turned into a Madame Defarge,
And you will change your name to Sydney Carton
Or you will lose your license.
In the end, I will say from every cash register
God bless us every one.
Managing the Wrath of God
The whole truth from a shattered soul-
Silent screams are heard in heaven.
Legal Shark Policy
If they come to my support group, I forgive them.
If they come to Vermont, I forgive them.
But the guy who was at the YMCA will probably go to jail.
Because who likes to exercise.
Demons.
Worthy is the Lamb
People are out there striving with all their might
but the brick walls sneak up on you, don't they.
Our parents knew life was meaningless
but they still bought us the piano lessons.
Is one grand
a thousand dollars,
a grandkid,
or a Steinway?
People might tell you there is a magic word
But the Jaberwocky ate my history class
and it wasn't even a historical moment.
Some will talk about being faithful to the end
But why not put the faithfulness in the middle.
Bad guys won't know that their charade is already exposed
By the cross that jammed up all the political machines ever.
And if people put the Passover blood
on the inside of their doors,
Wouldn't the whole world be saved?
Weren't they couldn't.
In heaven I will be a tap dancer
And some people will eat their words
Ain’t they will.
People say let such and such not be said.
But might it be a higher cause
To do the controversial good
And let it all be said?
That's why people told us
to be quiet,
didn't they wouldn't.
Combo Sequence 99
We know that Jesus was Jewish
But what we don’t know
Is that Mary was Chinese.
The reason we don’t know that
Is because she wasn’t Chinese.
She was probably also Jewish.
Thus, Jesus Christ.
Charges
When the corporations
try to turn us into robots
are we sure that it isn’t actually
attempted murder?
Evangelical Witches
Quoth the raven, Forevermore.
A Saying
There are more important things than survival,
But you usually have to survive to do those things.
Turkey Turkey Ding Dang
You have the wrong motives
For coming to the mental hospital
Or perhaps you have no motives
And that’s the problem.
Or maybe you want a turkey sandwich
But your society makes you pay an emotional toll
For every step you take
Towards earning a living
So you come to the mental hospital
For your turkey sandwich
Only to find out that here,
We have coffee too
And electric shock treatment.
You can connect the turkey sandwich
To the electric shock treatment,
And then there is a roasted treat
To give your neighbors for Christmas.
Then it will be the staff questioning their sanity, won’t it.
Because they asked Santa for coffee
Even though there was some here,
and what everyone got
Was a Christmas goose
Named you
Named you
Named you
Named Albert
Happy holidays.
The sound and the furious
I found out that my pet guinea pigs
are safe and sound
while I am in the hospital.
I am safe but not sound.
That is why I am here
buy my guinea pigs know
exactly what is going on,
as animals often do.
Probably Roger's name
means Roger that.
Well Fred that, too,
and Dave that to heck.
Do you know what I mean?
Well if you don't, maybe you are not sound.
You know what sound I like?
the sound my guinea pigs make
when they are hungry.
They are mad right now
aren't they,
and that is the awkward silence that everyone feels
as the sun sets over our disturbed city
trapped in the cage of plastic and