Lipstick and Voodoo

By Lydia Conwell

This book is about a woman who eats lipstick to escape the tedium of her daily servitude. Also because she likes it.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lydia Conwell
• Release date: Jan 2, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005858858

Lydia Conwell

These words are being transmitted live into your brain via the magic powers of internet markup language.I'm not so much a science fiction writer but most of my book are scifi. I'm mainly interested in power, control, manipulation and authority and My future worlds are not so much dystopian but perhaps synetopian – a continuation of what we have now.I write with a dry humour. I'd like to think they're subtly dark, but idk, you have to be the judge on that. I'm full of disasters and my books are too.Based in London. Went to art school.You can follow me on Mastodon or any other platform that federates with it: @[e-mail] / https://mas.to/web/@lydiaconwellI'm now on Firefish: https://firefish.social/@lydiaconwell

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Lipstick and Voodoo

Lydia Conwell

Copyright © 2017 L. K. M. Conwell

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This book should not be taken seriously nor should it be read by anyone. The information in this book might be idiotic, contradictory, foolish, pig-headed, brain dead but that is how it is intended to be and therefore is beyond criticism. No advice in this book should be taken by anyone living or deceased and the author and publishers urge readers to take no notice of the words printed on these pages. Readers should not change their lifestyles according to the stupid theories outlined in this book. This book is pointless. Do not read it. Do not copy anything from this book.

Warning!

Do not eat lipstick. Eating lipstick will most likely have adverse effects on your body, causing illness and possibly death. This story is a work of fiction and in no way a description of true life events. Please do not try to copy the main character of this story who does not exist and so can withstand eating lipstick without suffering undesired harm.

I certainly would not appreciate finding myself on the receiving end of some legal matter because an idiot like you decides to take life advice from a work of fiction and mimics the actions of a fictional entity.

And, call me sentimental if you want, but I would not wish upon an idiot like you to become ill, or even die, as a