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a collection of thoughts and quotes by Jean Koning... Enter his world of absurdity and satire and enjoy the way he lives his weird life...
"Eating fresh baked organic carrot-cake... Oh, my God...
I might move into it... Or marry it... Or [censored]..."
"Eating fresh baked organic carrot-cake... Oh, my God...
I might move into it... Or marry it... Or [censored]..."
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Quotes and Thoughts - Jean Koning
JEAN KONING
Quotes and thoughts
LULU PRESS / SWORD AND STONE
Copyright © 2013 by Jean Koning, Inc.
All rights reserved,
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The Library of Congress has catalogued the hardcover edition as follows:
Koning, Jean
Quotes and thoughts / Jean Koning.
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Copyright © 2014 by Jean Koning, Inc.
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Cover design by Kai Chu
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