Wrong Cousin, Wrong Hole

By Abigail Thornton

Jack is a man with a lot to lose... including his virginity.

Virginities don’t last long when staying in a house with Angela, Tina and Connie.

Tina and Angela have called an uneasy truce and join forces when they find Jack misbehaving in the kitchen.

After years of frustration, Jack quickly loses his virginity. However, given that he stuck it in the wrong hole, he’s not entirely sure when he lost his virginity... or to whom.

This tale of sexual debauchery starring our favourite tearaway daughters AND their mother is 6800 words.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Abigail Thornton
• Release date: Oct 24, 2020
• ISBN: 9781005547349

Abigail Thornton

Abi has always loved writing; it's been an intrinsic part of her life since she picked-up her first crayon. The technology may have changed but she still finds nothing more satisfying than curling-up with her laptop and creating an orgy of words woven together in such a way that she needs to share them with someone. These days, a lot of the words Abi uses are naughty words... and even the respectable words are usually describing naughty things. If you like reading about naughty things, you really should read some of Abi's books.

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Wrong Cousin, Wrong Hole

By Abigail Thornton

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The story contained within this ebook is a work of fiction. The names and characters are the product of the author’s imagination and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. All sexually active characters are 18 years of age or older.

My name is Jack, and I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 28.

I’ve still never had a girlfriend.

Unlike the female side of my family, I'm a very shy man; some describe me as being painfully shy. It certainly feels painful… and losing my virginity was definitely more painful than I had been expecting… but then again, Angela has a reputation for being a man-eater, and even ‘timid’ Tina seemed to come out of her sexual shell after Angela had her wicked way with one of Tina’s boyfriends.

I often felt as though I was cowering at the bottom of a trench in the middle of a war zone, as every member of my family noisily engaged with the opposite sex – and sometimes their own sex.

I wondered whether sexual confidence might be genetic? It always seemed that Angela and her sister were way ahead of me, despite Angela being six years my junior.

Perhaps if I’d shared Angela’s blood, I would have had more sexual confidence and would have been out sharing the contents of my trousers with women, rather than jacking off