Hi-Ho the Derry-O

By Gene Clements

Jack enjoyed driving his UTV out to a corner of the farm every few days to pump irrigation water from the pond. His location was out of sight of the house and over a hill from the public road, so It was a convenient location for looking at a bit of porn on his phone and masturbating while waiting for job to finish. His custom was to fantasize about Linda, a girl he had no chance with. But maybe ...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gene Clements
• Release date: Aug 20, 2020
• ISBN: 9781005406431

Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake #7

Hi-Ho the Derry-O

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Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake #7

Hi-Ho the Derry-O

By Gene Clements

This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously.

Copyright 2020 Gene Clements

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