Mutual Mastication
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Who doesn’t like sex and cheesecake? The young lovers in this short story like both, and they don’t know which to indulge in first. In the end, they come up with a tasty solution which delights them. And everyone else on the dining terrace!
Gene Clements
Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.
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Mutual Mastication - Gene Clements
Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
Mutual Mastication
Gene Clements
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Gene Clements
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Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
Mutual Mastication
By Gene Clements
This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously.
First published in the Seattle Erotic Art Festival Literary Art Anthology 2016.
Copyright 2020 Gene Clements
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